From the category archives:
Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
There are girls that go to the beach and want to look feminine and pretty. And then there are the bad asses that you would be afraid to meet in a dark alley. This Talk Shit/Get Hit Bikini with brass knuckles on the bra is definitely for the latter. It gives just a touch of femininity with the words and graphic being all in pink.
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You never know when you might be called on for a measuring emergency. In those situations, a bag like this would definitely come in handy.
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That little keyhole on these women’s undies is obviously meant to keep all the young men away. All except the one that has the key. That is the dangerous one.
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Thanks to an elastic wrap watch band, this is one snake that won’t squeeze the life out of you. Plus, a lot of guys find women wearing snakes to be a big turn on.
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If you are having trouble deciding on a hairstyle, this spinner will take the burden off your shoulders and leave it up to chance. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like you will ever come out a winner.
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How many teddy bears had to die to make this coat by Sebastian Errazuriz? Whole bears fused together in an agonizing display of death. Barbaric.
This maternity shirt will solve two problems that you will have for a number of months. Yes, you are pregnant. The ultrasound pictured confirms it. And it is a boy. Now all those nosy people will have nothing to ask you and you can hope they will not attempt to touch you.
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I would certainly put myself in the category of someone who cannot stand spiders. Any kind, anywhere. But even I think this would be a fun shirt to wear. Part of the shirt has a nice lace border and the spider on your chest is completing the job.
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Frankenstein may not normally bring sexy images into your head, but then he has never adorned a tube top/mini dress before. The shirt keeps it’s monster roots with it’s Frankenstein patch and drawstring detail that is reminiscent of Frank’s scars. It gets it’s sexiness from being a tube top and having a very short skirt. Evil laboratories and green people have an entirely different effect on me after seeing this.
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