You are Visitor… Thong
It is gifts like these that give fathers and boyfriends nightmares. Either of them would prefer that there be nothing but a number zero on this thong, but realistically feel that there only needs to be two digits maximum to keep track of such a thing. That there are 6 decimal places on this pair [...]
Erin Go Braghless Sweatshirt
Take a proud country’s motto and turn it into something that is just a little bit dirty on a sweatshirt. You can get the same design on a shirt, but there would really be no need to tell everyone what would be quite obvious. In either case, the strategically placed shamrocks leave the meaning of [...]
Blow Job Kit: Cleanliness is Important
Cleanliness is next to godliness, so they say. I guess that is even true when involved in some down and dirty deeds with the opposite sex. Even if you are doing some nasty things there is no need for everything to be messy. This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and a hairnet. Short of a [...]
Little Black Dress Apron
Who says that wearing cooking apparel has to be ugly? While you are slaving in the kitchen there is no reason you can’t feel like you are dressed for a night out. Adding a little fantasy to the dreary work of slaving over a stove makes it almost a palatable experience. And unlike your big [...]
“What Happens in Vegas” Shirt
Thinking that everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas is a great thought, but things don’t always work out that way. I think coming back pregnant would be preferable to coming back with a criminal record or a need to stop by the free clinic. I guess I am more of a glass half [...]
Inflatable Boobs
You can change your upper body shape from a Keira Knightly size to a Dolly Parton size with just a little air. Check out how you would look if you decided on implants or use it to vary the size according to the outfit you are wearing. With it’s ability to be adjusted in either [...]
Tiger Full Body Tattoo Shirt
What the hell is this? A shirt that makes it appear that your complete upper body is tattooed? If you don’t have the guts or desire to actually get fully tattooed, what makes you think that you need or want to appear as though you are? Still, as a gift for that holier than thou [...]
Beat Boyfriend at Guitar Hero Shirt
Your boyfriend was probably shamed when you kicked his ass at Guitar Hero. And maybe there were a few people around to witness his humiliation. The problem is that that small circle of people is not good enough. You can wear this shirt everywhere you go and advertise it to everyone you meet. A modern [...]
3D Alien Maternity Shirt
People will do and ask things of pregnant women that they would never do otherwise. Some stranger wants to feel the baby? Maybe they would be a little less likely to ask if you had a 3D alien protruding from your belly. Not a scary alien like Sigourney Weaver battled, but a friendly and very [...]
Dick in a Box T-Shirt Shows You How It’s Done
Remember that famous SNL skit from a few years ago? Just in case you were unclear on how to gift your own penis, this t-shirt will show you the way. Hit the break to check out the original uncensored skit (NSFW).
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