Fashionably Geek » Women’s Apparel

This Chair Is Dressed Like a Prostitute

Sean Fallon — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:31:49 +0000

Short black dress? Fishnet stockings? Lap sitting? Easy chair indeed.

Hoodie Footie: Congratulations, You’re Four Years Old Again

Jonathan Fallon — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:38:37 +0000

Most of us said goodbye to feety pajamas when we turned 7 or got our junk pinched in the zipper. But now you can relive those glorious single digit years and still get ripped off like an adult with the overpriced Hoodie Footie. It’s perfect for incredibly unsexy evenings curled up with a sippy cup and the latest Berenstain Bears adventure.

Product Page: (Prices Vary via The Consumerist via Gizmodo)

The Captain Kirk Skirt Boldly Goes Where No Trekkie Has Gone Before

Jonathan Fallon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:10:19 +0000

Slip on the Capt. Kirk skirt and prepare to be the talk of the Sci-Fi convention; not just because you’re female, but because your bold pro-Kirk statement will fly in the faces of all the Capt. Picard purists. However bear in mind that once you’re back out in the real world, wearing a skirt with a giant picture of William Shatner’s face will be poison to a man’s libido… Or will it?

Product Page: ($85)

Spotted: A Video Game Controller For Perverts

Sean Fallon — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:09:03 +0000

Wow, this video controller has some great feedback! It’s almost like I’m really sliding into second base.

(Caveman Circus via Gearfuse)

Wonder Woman: The Bra

Jonathan Fallon — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:26:22 +0000

Put Wonder Woman to work with this bra, where her powers will be used to lift and support your breasts while using her super strength to eliminate boob spread. However, even as much as you may want it, the bra will not give you speed, agility or the ability to fly.

Product Page: (£14, or about $22)

Wonder Woman Tiara, Bracelets and Lasso Prop Replicas

Sean Fallon — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:01:29 +0000

This Wonder Woman tiara, bracelet and lasso set is meant as a collectible display piece, but if any sexy women want to wear it that’s fine by me. Now, guys that want to put this stuff on a blow up doll with a taped-on face shot of Megan Fox is another matter altogether.

Product Page ($260)

Give An Alligator An Inch And He Takes Over Your $1900 Shirt

Jeff Chenkus — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:00:21 +0000

You gave the alligator an opening when you let one of them reside on your Lacoste shirts. But that alligator got lonely, so you let him have a female companion. One thing led to another and…

Product Page ($1,900)

Space Invaders Are Perverts

Jonathan Fallon — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:23:54 +0000

What temporarily ended the 31 year Space Invaders battle and restored peace to the pixelated land? An opportunity for 2D aliens to get their pervert on an feel up a woman’s leg.

Product Page: ($80 via Gearfuse via Kotaku via Too Many Tights)

Reversible Sleep Mask Gives Men A Clue, Women Some Sleep

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:10:33 +0000

It’s nice that this reversible sleep mask can tell a man whether or not there is any point to waking her as he makes his way to bed, it is too bad that a simple mistake of having the wrong side facing out can ruin the entire evening for both.

Product Page ($22)

Bringing Nothing To The Table Is Not Good For Boyfriends Or Cooks

Jeff Chenkus — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:10:19 +0000

Everyone seeing you wear this apron had best hope you are kidding, because this will not be a good opening line for a date or dinner guests.

Product Page ($29.95)