First Emo haircuts came under fire, now it’s skinny jeans. According to Dr. Karen Boyle from Greater Baltimore Medical Center, tight jeans can press on a nerve in your thigh causing numbness, tingling and even pain. This is an actual disorder called Miralsha Parasthetica, and if left untreated can cause permanent nerve damage. You can avoid problems by getting skinny jeans that are a size larger or have a little bit of stretch to them. And, for guys, skinny jeans pose the additional problem of keeping your testes too toasty which lowers your sperm count—so, I guess the solution there is go pantsless?

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I can’t get enough of nerdy skirts, and this flouncy TARDIS one is the latest on my wishlist. This charming design is by the seller of the equally adorable R2-D2 and Harley Quinn skirts, and I want them all. This Doctor Who take is available for custom order and just takes 1-2 weeks to make.

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Light is the new black and these beautiful dresses are made of nothing more. They are the creations of advertising and art photographer Atton Conrad. He makes the dresses by remotely triggering the camera while painting the light around the model in a blacked-out studio. It’s a shame there’s no way to actually wear these photographic pieces of art.

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If you’re more Dark side than Light side, Her Universe has just the shirt you need. The Sith racer back tank is debuting at Star Wars weekends. I’m very pleased that it’s a wicked style rather than having a silly phrase about the Dark side having cookies.

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Most public establishments prohibit you from walking around with machine guns and pistols strapped to your thighs. It’s not right, I know, but it’s the way of the world. These sexy stockings pose the perfect way around the ridiculous sensibilities of modern society. Just don’t wear them on a plane. I can only imagine what the TSA would do if you tried getting through security in these.

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Even The Doctor would slow down for a minute if he saw you in this corset and matching skirt. It’s guaranteed to be a perfect fit because each is custom handmade to your exact measurements. This cotton corset laces up the back through silver grommets with blue satin ribbon. You can get the corset alone, or make the look complete with the matching cotton skirt pictured after the break. Wear this, and you just might get a chance at being the next Companion.

Product Page: Corset/Skirt ($225/$95 via Walyou)

There were some beautiful costumes in The Hunger Games but one of the most memorable has to be the Girl on Fire outfit that Katniss Everdeen wore while in The Capital promoting the coming games. It was an absolutely stunning costume in the movie, and now you can have one of your own. This handmade, two-piece outfit is a zippered jacket and a skirt and can be yours just in time for the summer convention season.

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I love hipster briefs, I love cool designs, ergo this underwear 3-pack is obviously meant for me. The panties feature three different Wonder Woman styles, and they’re just the sort of designs I want to see more of in ladies underthings. They are snazzy and comfortable. I hope it’s a continuing trend in geeky underwear!

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If superheroines decided to hit the beach with absolutely no regard for the secrecy of their alter egos, they would likely do so in these sexy one-piece bathing suits adorned with their individual logos. In addition to their 80% Nylon and 20% Spandex construction, each suit includes a lining made from 100% Polyester and is available in Supergirl, Wonder Woman and Batman designs.

Batman? Somewhere Barbara Gordon is mighty pissed.

Product Page: Supergirl / Wonder Woman / Batman ($48)