Camouflage Wedding Dress
I find it hard to believe that any woman’s lifelong dream of her wedding included a camouflage dress. Nothing like making a lifelong commitment while wearing your deer hunting apparel. At least it is a dress you could get some use out of after the wedding.
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2D Faux Fox Stole
Having paint thrown at you is no fun, but that is a chance you take anytime you wear real fur. Even fake fur can lead to some backlash. But no one is going to confuse this 2D Fox Stole with any real animal. You still get the look of a fox around your neck, and [...]
Chinese Paper Clothing: Make Your Dead Relatives Look Like Pimps in the Afterlife
This set of Chinese paper clothing is not meant to be worn, it is meant to be burned as an offering to your relatives in the afterlife. Each set includes gold bars, cash, jewelry, three shirts, a sweater and a pair of shoes. The women’s version substitutes the shirts and a sweater for four blouses [...]
You are Visitor… Thong
It is gifts like these that give fathers and boyfriends nightmares. Either of them would prefer that there be nothing but a number zero on this thong, but realistically feel that there only needs to be two digits maximum to keep track of such a thing. That there are 6 decimal places on this pair [...]
Erin Go Braghless Sweatshirt
Take a proud country’s motto and turn it into something that is just a little bit dirty on a sweatshirt. You can get the same design on a shirt, but there would really be no need to tell everyone what would be quite obvious. In either case, the strategically placed shamrocks leave the meaning of [...]
Blow Job Kit: Cleanliness is Important
Cleanliness is next to godliness, so they say. I guess that is even true when involved in some down and dirty deeds with the opposite sex. Even if you are doing some nasty things there is no need for everything to be messy. This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and a hairnet. Short of a [...]
Little Black Dress Apron
Who says that wearing cooking apparel has to be ugly? While you are slaving in the kitchen there is no reason you can’t feel like you are dressed for a night out. Adding a little fantasy to the dreary work of slaving over a stove makes it almost a palatable experience. And unlike your big [...]
“What Happens in Vegas” Shirt
Thinking that everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas is a great thought, but things don’t always work out that way. I think coming back pregnant would be preferable to coming back with a criminal record or a need to stop by the free clinic. I guess I am more of a glass half [...]
Inflatable Boobs
You can change your upper body shape from a Keira Knightly size to a Dolly Parton size with just a little air. Check out how you would look if you decided on implants or use it to vary the size according to the outfit you are wearing. With it’s ability to be adjusted in either [...]
Tiger Full Body Tattoo Shirt
What the hell is this? A shirt that makes it appear that your complete upper body is tattooed? If you don’t have the guts or desire to actually get fully tattooed, what makes you think that you need or want to appear as though you are? Still, as a gift for that holier than thou [...]
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