From the category archives:
This watch is perfect for any man that enjoys nothing more than to get a few tools out on the weekend. He may actually do more damage than good, but the effort has to be taken into account. This watch has screws for each hour, a plumb bob second hand, a saw hour hand and sledge hammer minute hand. A decent looking watch that adds just a little fun to every day.
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You have to feel sorry for Luke Skywalker. He frees the Empire from the Dark Side, but Darth Vader is lionized on just about every conceivable product. Granted, a light up Luke Skywalker watch wouldn’t have quite the same feel as this Darth Vader version, but you have to figure he deserves a little something.
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This shirt dubbed “It’s time to get ill” illustrates that it is somehow cooler to wear a calculator watch on your chest than on your wrist.
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Yes, the weather may be getting colder—which is why you need to think warm thoughts with these Flip Flop Watches. Strap them onto anything you are taking with you to the beach and it will be one less thing for those annoying people with metal detectors to find. Just remember, you can head to the Caribbean for warm weather pretty much anytime.
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Leonardo’s backwards writing or “mirror writing” has often been mistaken for code—meaning he had something to hide. However, the most likely reason for the backwards writing is that Leonardo was left handed and preferred to pull a pen as opposed to pushing it across the page (to prevent smudging). Like the writing in his notebooks, this watch does everything backwards—the numbers and the hands move counterclockwise.
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Your watch should say something about you. This watch says that every minute that nothing is being done is a minute wasted. Rather than just let that second hand sweep around, this one has a Zamboni that rides the second hand to do a loop around the rink each minute. The face includes a fully painted ice hockey rink that would look cool even without that Zamboni.
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The Paul Frank Robot Dance watch will keep you amused every time you look at it. The arms will be in a different position every time you check on him and amazingly enough those hands will tell you the time. He’s a funny little monkey.
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Maybe walking around with a big, blue 3D bow on your wrist is a fashion statement you want to make. If you can ignore that, you will have a watch that can be seen when you flip open the lid. And that lid is also a small mirror. Luckily for you that mirror won’t be reflecting the odd watch you are wearing.
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Depending on your political views, you may doubt the accuracy of information given to you by Sarah Palin watches. Even if you are voting Democrat in the upcoming election, you can still enjoy the pleasures of a wrist or pocket MILF. Pocket watch version available after the break.
