Jolly Roger Pirate Pocket Watch

You don’t see many pocket watches these days, and pirate themed pocket watches are even rarer. So owning one says “Yeah, I’m a nonconformist weirdo. Wannafightaboutit?” Now all you need is a monocle. It’s about time those came back in style.
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Speedometer Watch: 0-100 In About 8 Hours

This watch may be the easiest way you get to see a speedometer read 120. Unless you don’t value your license you aren’t trying it in your car, so at about 4:20 (coincidental time?) you will read 120 on your wrist. It may not be as exciting as in the car, but at least this [...]

The Sisyphus Watch Reminds You That Your Efforts are Futile

According to Greek mythology, Sisyphus was condemned by the Gods to push a boulder uphill for eternity—but it would always fall backwards before he could reach the top. As you can see Sisyphus has also been condemned to push a boulder around the face of this watch to remind me that my efforts are futile. [...]

Binary Watch

I have seen a number of binary watches out there, but most of them have some odd way of reading time. This watch is much more straight forward. One row is the hour, the other row is the minutes and you read them just like you would any normal binary number. They even give you [...]

Lawyer Themed “Billable Hour” Watches

Recently I asked why dentists should get their own watch when their are plenty of other professions that deserve their own timepieces. Apparently, lawyers have their own watch as well—and surprise surprise, it is actually humorous. These “Billable Hour” watches display the time in six minute increments—the way lawyers and other professionals bill for their [...]

Why Should Dentists Get Their Own Watch?

After all, you don’t see themed watches for other professions. Where are the watches for baristas, HR managers and crab fishermen? Do hookers get their own watch? I think not. Something to commemorate their 1000th satisfied customer perhaps? Now that would be one hell of a watch.
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Hyperrap DJ Scratch Watch

If you want a watch that does a little bit more than just tell time, maybe this one will appeal to you. With it’s built in turntable and LCD graphics you can use it’s DJ game function or DJ mix mode. Scratch to the beats and the graphics change as well. When you are tired [...]

Past, Present, Future Watch

The only way to fully enjoy every moment is to live in the present. Worrying about the past or future just detracts from what should be a good experience. This watch will remind you of that by only showing you the current time with subtle reminders of the past and future. What will happen in [...]

Dental Watch

A bit of a niche product, the Dental Watch uses the tools of the trade for the hands. A dental scaler is the second hand, a mouth mirror is the minute hand, and a contra angle is the hour hand. The tooth at the 12 o’clock position makes the theme a bit more obvious. Fun [...]

Scented Watches

The sweet smell of coffee, roses, fresh fruit or an ocean breeze. If any of those scents put your mind into a happy place, then this Scented Watch will be there for you whenever you want. The aroma lasts for about two weeks and each comes with an atomizer to freshen up that scent when [...]

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