You are Visitor… Thong
It is gifts like these that give fathers and boyfriends nightmares. Either of them would prefer that there be nothing but a number zero on this thong, but realistically feel that there only needs to be two digits maximum to keep track of such a thing. That there are 6 decimal places on this pair [...]
Uncle Sam Is Getting Rude In His Old Age (NSFW)
Another July 4th has arrived, but it seems that Uncle Sam is getting ruder with each passing year. If you think the version in the thong pictured above is bad, check out what he has to say after the break. Apparently, Uncle Sam does not mince words either.
Stinkless Farter’s Underwear
Everyone has that relative who seems to feel that fouling the air is a birthright and they feel free to do it anywhere and any time. Get them a pair of this underwear as a gift to give them a little constructive criticism. The padding cuts down on the noise and smell and the printed [...]
Firehose Thong For Men: I’ll Put Out That Fire Ma’am
Hey ladies! I see you looking at me in this thong thinking hot, sexy thoughts. How’s about I put out that fire with my hose? Yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ bout. But first, lemme hit the bathroom quick. Oh don’t worry—I’ll be back soon. I don’t even have to take my underwear off this [...]
Your Butt Brings Us Extra Life
Funny how your butt can give us a 1UP, but it is also one burrito away from taking life away. Front view available after the break.
Glow-In-The-Dark Skull Thong
Whether or not you are into skulls or thongs does not really matter. The fact that when the lights go off the lines and skulls glow in the dark makes it more than the sum of it’s parts. A little discomfort will be completely worthwhile when the lights go out. You may even find yourself [...]
The Men’s Underwear Repair Kit Keeps Your Junk Nice and Snug
Personally, I don’t mind picking up new boxers every so often—but there are plenty of guys out there who hold onto them until they can be accurately described as “vintage.” If you are one of them, or you know someone who is, this underwear repair kit is equipped with everything you need to keep things [...]
A Paper Bag Would Help Boxer Shorts
A man has needs—and sometimes that means settling for what’s available. Fortunately, that’s why paper bags exist.
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MANties: Panties Made For Men
From the product page:
For those nights and days, when you want to be and feel a little special, naughty, and very sexy, these Manties are for you. Once you have them on, it will be “hard” to take them off.
Thanks but no thanks guys. If I want to get a chubby from wearing underwear I’ll [...]
Pee and Poo Kids Underwear
In case your kid has not learned exactly where pee and poo come from, this pair of underwear will help. Use it in potty training if they have not already gotten the idea which is which. It is hard to master the process if you don’t know the terms. Too bad they don’t have any [...]
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