Ugh…so tight. 800 channels and there is nothing but sausage on—turn it off before I puke.
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From the category archives:
Underwear
Save yourself a little embarrassment if you just have to let one fly. By using this keychain to let off a fake one, no one will know when it is actually you. Plus you get a nice pair of tightie whities to accompany all your keys.
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Brad Pitt can keep his damn Fight Club, I am much more interested in the Pillow Fight Club. No one will be talking about Pillow Fight Club because they don’t want eight thousand guys showing up to the next match. The design is also offered in different types of shirts, sweatshirts and some other products, but the thong seemed the most appropriate.
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The major characters of Star Wars would make an excellent band. This pair of boxers has an excellent graphic that captures them on stage with each playing the appropriate instrument. Chewbacca is the crazy drummer, Han Solo is the lead singer, C3PO is on the keyboards and Luke Skywalker is the lead guitarist. You can see the rapt attention of the crowd on the rear.
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You may not have thought that granny panties could ever be sexy, but other than pictures of a few geriatric products, this pair of thongs would look hot on the right girl. That is why it is best to kill the lights when you get down to business. It is probably not ideal to think of granny herself when you see them on an attractive young lady, it might kill the mood.
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That little keyhole on these women’s undies is obviously meant to keep all the young men away. All except the one that has the key. That is the dangerous one.
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Sexy “tweet this” underwear. Oh, I’ll tweet it—at least one update every night and twice on Sundays.
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Short of tattooing the word “Taken” onto your boyfriend’s private areas, having it in bold print on the underwear is the most obvious place to make your intentions known to anyone unwelcome advances. You should consider it a last resort, because if it goes this far his ability to say no has been greatly compromised.
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Not only do these Ants In The Pants boxers bring a little humor to getting dressed in the morning, but they also come compressed to 2″ by 3″. You have to throw them into water to get them to expand into a normal sized pair of boxers.
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Sorry guys, these panties say “only a hamburger can satisfy my needs.” It’s probably not a good idea to get involved with a woman like that anyway. Wimpy could be a crossdresser.
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