You can entice the men by stripping down to your undies and let the undies break the bad news for themselves. A girl on a PMS rampage will scare the hell out of any sane man.

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Although not quite as disturbing as foot pajamas for adults, these Underoo-style briefs for men are right up there. Available in Batman and Superman versions. An additional image is pictured after the break.

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There are not many clothes you can buy that will help with your lunch plans, but these black Decision Pants Food boxers come packaged in a plastic cube that you can roll to decide where to eat. You have enough big decisions to make at work every day, this will at least remove one worry while giving you that soft cotton undergarment that we all look for.

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I’ll admit, this may be the most absurd product ever conceived of by man—but once you put Handerpants on you will be a believer. Hand underwear is comfortable, flexible and gives me the support (and traction) I so desperately need. Still not convinced? Check out the video after the break.

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Under the list of features, the product page for this magic massage bra only lists one word: “sexy.” However, they also claim it can do everything from increasing your bust size to promoting better sleep.

Make breast more healthy: Pangao breast enhancer effectively make breast up, dredge breast glands, eliminate blood stasis and effectively prevent women from breast diseases and flaccid, also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure. If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.

Um…what? All I know is that this thing rubs boobs. I doubt women would find that as exciting as guys would find massage pants, but hey—don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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I can only imagine what kind of sexy, classy lady would be wearing this. The kind of woman that wears Press-On Nails and has a voice like Harvey Fierstein no doubt (Harvey video after the break).

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Why wait until your legs are covered with veins when you can have that sexy look on demand? Veiny hose slips over your pristine skin to give you that “inside-out” look all the kids love these days.

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A cheeky pair of boxers showing the wild animal’s sense of humor. This would be about the only time you should be showing your underwear to the world.

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