(via Reddit)
Underwear
I love hipster briefs, I love cool designs, ergo this underwear 3-pack is obviously meant for me. The panties feature three different Wonder Woman styles, and they’re just the sort of designs I want to see more of in ladies underthings. They are snazzy and comfortable. I hope it’s a continuing trend in geeky underwear!
Product Page ($29.99)
Ladies: why carry a purse around when you’re wearing a perfectly good bra? I’ve seen women pull cell phones, cash, cards, and more out of their bra while out at bars and clubs. It’s never been my thing – it’s too uncomfortable – but I can see the appeal. So can JoeyBra. Their Kickstarter campaign has already blown past its fundraising goal.
JoeyBra proposes a simple design: just a bra with pockets on the sides. The pockets are designed in such a way that your cards and anything you want to stuff in there won’t poke at you. It works in theory, but I think you’d have to wear a very specific kind of shirt to pay for your drink without having to take your shirt off to get to your money. Hmm.
Watch a video of the bra in action after the break.
If you’re anything like me, you worry about your junk getting caught the crossfire of the world’s conflicts. Well, worry no more. Earth’s mightiest heroes will protect your package—and if they can’t save it, you can be damn sure they’ll avenge it.
Product Page ($14.99)
This pony-beaded Poke Ball bra is handmade to order. Like a cabbie with a beaded seat cushion, it’s super effective for massaging boobs during a long day of training.
Product Page ($45 via Buzzfeed)
Etsy seller BunnyJump is the place to get geeky girl underwear, and we are really loving these new Firefly character panties. “Aim to misbehave” indeed.
Features Mal, Inara, Zoe, Wash, Jayne, Kaylee, Simon, River, Book, and a blue-handed Bad Guy. Made to order in sizes 8-16.
Product Page (£15 or $24)
Etsy seller Megan Elizabeth has a new custom bra in stock that features ruffles, Star Wars styling and the ability to lift and separate with the power of the Force.
Check out an additional image after the break.
If you’ve been following news about Superman, you have surely learned that the Man of Steel is no longer wearing his trademark red undies, either in comics or the movie. However, the style is still alive and well as “Superman’s Underpants” have found their way to Malaysia, where they were equipped with magnets and are being touted as an effective method of enlarging your wang and curing impotence.
The fact that the item has become a hot seller has some residents understandably concerned:
This could cause a bad influence among the community. Superman fans, especially the men, could be duped into spending thousands of ringgit to buy the product with the assumption that they could gain special powers by wearing them.
Indeed. It was also mentioned that the product is even more inappropriate since the distributor didn’t have permission to plaster residential neighborhoods with ads for the underwear.
(via i09)
Apparently, Darth Vader prefers briefs. However, it clearly didn’t have much effect on his sperm count.
Product Page ($15.99/Currently Sold Out via Geekalerts)
These cheeky Wonder Woman panties are like underoos but much sexier. I only wish they had more superheroes and villains available. They do have Catwoman (pictured after the break), but I want more.
