Marine Desert Digital: Semper Tie

Your co-workers may wonder what kind of pattern is on this tie. It looks pixellated and random, there is no real pattern at all. That is exactly as it should be since it is digital camouflage like the Marines clothing. You may not be able to tell with this blue shirt, but if you had [...]

Quick Tie: And You Thought Clip-Ons Were Bad

As you can see from the image, the Quick-Tie is not really a tie at all. In reality, it is a “tie silhouette” that easily hooks around the wearer’s neck. If clip-on ties are associated with laziness and a lack of class, where does that leave this thing?
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Engineering Graph Silk Tie

People will either think that you have an odd choice in patterned ties or they will remember the nightmares they had when taking Calculus as a teenager. It can come in real handy if your ability to sketch out a parabolic function can get you money or women.
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Smiley Funny Faces NeckTie

We use smileys every day, why shouldn’t we celebrate them on a tie? Maybe because a something that large has a number of emotions all at one time. You are used to sending someone what you think at a particular moment, but letting them know you are partial to a chat experience will let [...]

Stethoscope Necktie

Yeah, that’s right baby, I am a doctor. You can tell by the stethoscope.
Great pickup line and as long as she doesn’t notice that your “stethoscope” is just a tie then you found a great companion for the evening. Probably also the dumbest or drunkest chick out there, but your necktie is still cool.
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Belly Hair (Pubes) Tie

No patterned tie is going to get you the looks that this Belly Hair Tie will. A pierced belly button is thrown in for good measure.
You may not be getting any promotions from wearing this tie, but they will remember you. As long as “that freak that wore the Belly Hair Tie” is a name [...]

SpongeBob NerdyPants Square Tie

It’s bright yellow, it has a unique square shape and it prominently features SpongeBob NerdyPants wearing a pair of glasses that no self respecting person would be caught dead in. Put that all together and you have a great business tie. No need to explain why you are wearing it, you just have to claim [...]

Crime Scene Silk Tie

Dress up and do some sleuthing at the same time. The Crime Scene Tie includes all the usual weapons that may have been used in the murder. And the area is cordoned off by Police Tape. The only question is whether you can make anything of the clues that are given.
I have yet to figure [...]

Washboard Tie: Playable Neckwear

If the idea of a stainless steel tie doesn’t tickle your fancy, would it help if I told you it was also a musical instrument? This 24 gauge steel tie is ‘instrument quality”. And to help you play your tie they include a thimble to do the strumming. Also useful as an obnoxious noisemaker for [...]

Einstein Ties

Can you really go wrong using one of the most brilliant men in history as the design for a tie? The wild hair just adds a great look to what should already be a must have accessory. You may want to brush up on your physics in case some wise ass asks you to explain [...]

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