Yup, that’s a tie with an iPhone/twitter design alright. It’s the kind of tie that says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.” Zazzle also has a wide selection of twitter ties that can be customized with your actual twitter address.

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The fact that the human brain can control the whole body but lacks self-understanding leads us to one of two conclusions: Either neurons aren’t cool enough to gain the recognition they deserve, or there’s something they don’t want us to know. Either way the results are the same: nobody who sees this design on a tie is going to understand what the hell they’re looking at.

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This tie will send your boss a message that is hard to miss: given the choice between showing up at 8AM for another long day of work, you would much prefer to be lounging around the house in your bathrobe.

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This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.

 
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When you need to look your best, Twisted Ties have a work appropriate pattern—but when quittin’ time rolls around the pattern can be reversed to reveal your playful, immature side. Additional designs are available after the break.

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Who would wear the “remove before flight” tie? I’m not sure, but I picture some raggedy looking pilot on an island somewhere flying a propeller aircraft or a helicopter for tourists. The tie is intended to meet the basic requirements of  formal dress, but he’s also wearing shorts and flip-flops. He also looks like he’s been up all night drinking, so fly at your own risk.

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You may be taking a long visit to Human Resources if you wear this tie to work. Unless you work for a coroner, the hanging man will likely be considered more of a cry for help than a humorous piece of apparel.

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If you look at your conquering your professional life like you look at conquering the Xbox 360, this tie is your ticket to upper management.

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No one seems to know where this tie originated, but you have to love the Photoshop design—right down to the clip cursor.

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Novelty ties are all about being noticed—and it would be hard not to be noticed when wearing this No. 2 Pencil Tie. The bright red eraser and finely detailed wood give it the authenticity that lets you get away with such an audacious choice.

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