The Last Supper:Pac Man Style

I can’t believe that Blinky fell for this. There was no way that Pac Man was going to treat him to a nice supper. This became evident almost immediately when Pac Man’s first course was a giant large ball. He may as well try running because sitting there sweating nervously is not going to get [...]

Palin and Plumber in 2012

If you were disappointed in the results of the recent election, fear not—the two favorite Republican players could always team up for 2012.
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Assault and Battery Join Forces to Wreak Havoc

Assault and battery isn’t just a legal term anymore; they’re a physical duo ready to kick your ass with acid burns and high blood pressure.
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Super Mario Cartridge Shirt

Throw all the pictures of video game action that you want onto a t-shirt, but making yourself look a giant Nintendo game cartridge is one up on all of them. anyone of a certain age group will immediately have flashbacks just seeing this thing.
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Explosive Diarrhea T-Shirt: Come to Grips With E.D.

As we all know, everyone has the same bodily functions. From queens to presidents, actors to playboy bunnies, everyone has had uncontrollable bouts of rotten egg smelling gas and explosive diarrhea. The question before us is: who isn’t ashamed to admit their human foibles to the public? With this 100% cotton t-shirt, you can take [...]

Poop - Like Father, Like Child

One uses poop as a verb, the other as an adjective. For either person, poop seems to describe their current state of life perfectly. Excellent use of excrement.
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It’s Dueling Time

People used to choose between pistols, derringers and swords. Today they have to choose between guitar, bass, microphone and drums. I think I prefer the modern day version, it comes complete with a cool soundtrack.
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You’re a Real American “Idle”

If laziness was the objective of American Idol, you would never get voted off. You’re a true champion.
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Karma Sutra Shirt Positions You Nicely

I cannot think of any better way to picture the old adage of “what goes around, comes around.” You don’t have to be Earl Hickey to understand that.
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Take a Number Ladies: I Forgot to Wipe Today

Without a doubt these threads frame some confident people who aren’t afraid to let you know what’s going on in the basement. And for you ladies, you can get the “I forgot to wipe today” thong, which allows you to discreetly display your dirty little secret and is perfect for those days when being unsanitary [...]

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