This is what cows dream of at night, learning to use the alien’s tractor beam technology against them. They aren’t out in the pasture just eating all day, they are thinking and plotting of how to make this happen.
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Looks like the gang has changed tactics a bit. Actually, I don’t see the rest of the gang—maybe Velma finally got tired of hippies, bimbos and incompetent leaders. So she slaughtered them all.
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Oh, you put the sonogram on a t-shirt. How adorable! That little guy will be bursting through your chest before you know it.
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Now I understand the truth behind crop circles. The only reason aliens come to Earth is for getting the finest herb in the galaxy.
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The space shuttle may be retiring soon, but it can live on in your wardrobe thanks to the “Blast Off!” t-shirt. That is, until you spill something on it you can’t Shout out, and then it becomes a rag. But it can still live on every time you wash your car.
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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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Talk all that uncertainty out of your real life relationships by having people add you as their friend. Then you can have a friend who only requires occasional updates from you rather than any real effort on your part. If requesting friends doesn’t appear needy on Facebook it shouldn’t appear as needy in real life.
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Looks like this beer pong champion won the match but lost the war. Most games don’t have a designated chalk outliner.
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The picture of using stairs in case of fire on this t-shirt matches the words, but completely misses the point. Using short phrases in English can certainly lead to some dangerous misunderstandings.
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Unfortunately for you, Dr. McNinja has taken the Hippocratic oath, so he won’t let you die. Instead, he will beat you, heal you and beat you again. Eventually you will beg for a merciful end—but it will never come.
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