The Cycle of Violence
You have heard of the cycle of violence where as time goes by things get worse and worse. This particular cycle of violence will certainly up the ante a bit. It will be like your own two wheeled version of Death Race. It is nice to see that they added non-slip pedals so you don’t [...]
Ironing Man Is A Household Superhero
Iron Man is one of the few superheroes with no real superpowers except for his brain. But even the smart man has to do a little ironing when the household staff is not around. Those pants aren’t going to press themselves.
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Bromance - It’s Complicated
Bromance describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males. Obviously that affection involves a lot of chest bumping and butt touching, although you won’t find me accusing any NFL offensive linemen of that. A kicker, maybe.
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Where Did The All Dinosaur’s Friends Go?
It must have been quite a shock to some dinosaurs that all their friends disappeared. One minute there was a whole posse of them, the next they were there alone. Someone had to be the last to go.
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Phone Sex Can Be Demeaning
Phone sex sounds like a lot of fun, but not everyone is always satisfied. Just imagine how this guy is going to feel when he feels that vibration starting. Not that you can blame her.
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Boom Box Revenge Shirt: It Was Bound To Come To Blows
The iPod has been beating the boom box down for so long that you just knew there would come a breaking point. And that moment is captured nicely on this shirt. Apparently the boom box finally realized he has a large size advantage.
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Remember, That 16 Year Old on MySpace Could Be an Online Predator
Protect your children folks. You never know what kind of perverts could be lurking around online.
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Just Because You Are Superman Doesn’t Mean You Have To Show Off
It may be very easy to throw on some tights, a shirt and a cape to make people realize you are superhero. The problem is that it is tacky and may be considered showing off. Take a much more subtle route with this shirt. Yes, it is still obvious you are Superman. But you can [...]
I Think Your Boobs May Be Haunted
I’m no Ghostbuster, but I think you may have a classic case of haunted boobs. Not to worry though, I can exorcise the demons. Let me just wash my hands.
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