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Speeding Mario Should Have A Radar Detector

Jeff Chenkus — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:00:43 +0000

Mario is no different than any other driver out in the real world. He may have a blast flying around in his kart shooting at others, but you need to pay the piper if the law catches up with you. With a likely license suspension, he will need to go back to his running days.

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Three Brian Moon T-Shirt

Sean Fallon — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:01:30 +0000

Man, the whole “three (insert any creature) moon” craze is starting to get a bit out of hand. This time, it’s Brian from Family Guy.

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Food Fight Shirt Is Like A Healthy Space Invaders

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:10:58 +0000

You can worry about invaders from space coming to attack the earth, but junk food seems to be doing a better job than the aliens probably ever could. Let the vegetables try taking out all the fast food before it takes over the world.

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Evolution Of War Shirt Shows How We Got To WOW

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:00:02 +0000

The equipment needed to blow up opposing forces has changed a bit over the years. All three of those pictured on this shirt pack a punch, but only one will not do lasting damage if you need to jump on it to save others.

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The Beach Boys Meet Black Flag

Jonathan Fallon — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:26:24 +0000

The fact that you looked at this shirt and laughed is proof that the Beach Boys don’t have a shred of badass in them. But they sure can harmonize.

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Multislacking Takes A Lot Of Work

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:10:05 +0000

Doing anything but the work that needs to be done is a talent that many posses, but the ability to do a number of useless tasks while avoiding work takes a real master.

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Gaming In Your Parents Basement Makes You A Dungeon Master

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:00:34 +0000

It makes no difference whether you are called a Dungeon Master because you are the best D&D player or because you spend all your free time playing video games in your parent’s basement. Either way you are a geek.

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Absolute Zero Is The Coolest. The Wearer? Not So Much

Sean Fallon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:29:59 +0000

Yes, that is literally true. Of course, I don’t know if the word “cool” would really apply to the person wearing the shirt.

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What If E.T. Was Set In 1875?

Jonathan Fallon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:26:08 +0000

If you think the original E.T. is dated, imagine the same premise set in an 1870’s suburbia equivalent, where E.T. suddenly finds himself on a planet swimming in a sea of handlebar mustaches and penny-farthings. There he befriends Elliot, a 10 year old boy who has already lived a quarter of his life expectancy, then develops a taste for Nesselrode, and “phones home” using Morse Code. Bored yet?

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BRB To The Future

Jonathan Fallon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:52:26 +0000

Since acronym speak wasn’t mainstream in 1985, it looks like Marty’s going to have to fire up the DeLorean’s flux capacitor and generate 1.21 gigawatts of “what the hell does that mean?”

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