If you think about it, the Ewoks fighting off the Empire is a little like the Spartans fighting off Xerxes’ army. They were the underdogs, and they were armed with spears. I’d have rather seen the Spartans in Return of the Jedi though instead of fuzzy teddy bears.

Despite my dislike for Ewoks, this is a cool t-shirt design.

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Something tells me Link would have a lot more confidence if he was addressed in this fashion rather than a simple “It’s Dangerous To Go Alone! Take This.”

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All this time you’ve thought Darth Vader was being evil when he was just trying to let you know he’d finally finished that some-assembly-required bike. Just because he’s a Sith Lord doesn’t mean he can snap his fingers and make it all work. He has to break out the tools and read the directions just like the rest of us. Somewhere, a little Sith in training will be so happy when he sees what Vader got him for his birthday.

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The modeling sprue on this t-shirt has all the parts you’ll need to assemble your very own Avengers. It gets right down to business and includes just the key pieces to each costume. Hulk has his pants Thor has his hammer and Black Widow has guns, and boots? I suppose a girl can’t be expected to kick evil’s ass in just any old thing. The boots are an absolute must.

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Wild Things go on an adventure in this awesome mashup tee. But the best part is that it can be had for only $10 if you grab it today!

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Link meets Marty McFly in this cool retro t-shirt mashup.

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Chances are you’ll never be as smooth as Sterling Archer, but at least you can try by wearing this long sleeved t-shirt sporting an image of his thickly outlined suit. It may be a conversation starter on what is possibly the world’s greatest animated series, but it won’t hide your man-boobs or give you the stealth of a secret agent.

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Joffrey. Ugh. I don’t remember the last time I hated a character as much as I hate this sniveling king in Game of Thrones. In fact, the actor delivers his cruelty and malice so well that I’m going to have  a hard time liking him in anything else. I bet I’m not the only one who feels this way.

I can think of several people who’d love to see a target painted on the bratty teen. You can wear this big Joffrey bullseye as a t-shirt or you can get it as a phone case, poster, or print in the link below. I may need a poster so I can try to thrown knives at him.

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Take an iconic cartoon image, add a little Gandalf and Frodo, and tada—magic!

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For a mere $195, you can pay tribute to 25 Years of the Zelda universe with these “Twilight Princess” Vans depicting Link’s legendary shield. The kicks are described as “a hand crafted pair of shoes on official Vans product”, and feature a design painted with a bonding, waterproof material – meaning they’re just as fit for labyrinths and dungeons as any other commercially available shoe.

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