From the category archives:
There will probably never be an end to the three picture moon shirts. But since the whole three moon series started with the three wolves, then the next logical step is the Worgen. Just because these feral beasts are from a yet to be released WoW expansion doesn’t mean they don’t strike fear into people.
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The traffic sign on this shirt is intended to keep aliens safe while doing their abductions, but there is no word if speeding fines are doubled when you are in an Alien At Work zone.
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Being able to measure things so they fit perfectly is something that only an experienced pro like Norm Abram can do. The rest of us weekend handymen have to do some fine manipulation with our fists or a sledgehammer.
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The average flight you take these days caters to the wealthy fliers and those with thousands of frequent flier miles. This particular flight is meant for the rest of us. If the only way you can fly without being crammed into a tiny seat is to bring your own transportation then so be it. Nothing wrong with a trailer if it adds to your comfort.
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What they really should have done is skipped the shirt and made this into an actual LED wristwatch. What time is it? It’s half-past awesome.
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What if Christian Bale’s world’s collided? What if Patrick Bateman was the man behind the bat suit? Actually, that would be kind of awesome.
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It has been proven that an eye for an eye is a pretty stupid way to get even. The fact that you will create a world full of pirates if people keep losing one eye is just one more reason to eschew that particular philosophy.
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Mr. Einstein looks like a natural as the fifth member of Kiss. But it is a pretty close call on who has the most famous tongue, Albert or Gene Simmons. There is definitely the potential for some animosity between those two.
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Wear this shirt and check out the backwards writing in a mirror to remind yourself that too much work (and cabin fever) could result in disturbing visions and a desire to kill your entire family.
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He’s trying hard to be the shepherd, but all of this “tweet” bs could turn any sensible person into a cold-blooded murderer. So go ahead, say “tweet” again. He double dares you.
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