Scarecrow Zombie: Very Possible in an Alternate Universe
I don’t think anyone would disagree that the Scarecrow in “The Wizard of Oz” was just a little bit odd. To find him staggering through the woods in search of brains with all the other zombies is much more possible than most would think. This shirt design is a lot like what a modern interpretation […]
The Domesticated Man Reflects on His Situation (NSFW)
One day you are the star quarterback on the football team—popular and carefree. The world is yours. The next day you are doing the dishes wearing a pink apron. How depressing.
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Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap
Hey…that’s probably true. So if you happen to be a fat kid don’t let it get you down. Walk with your head high and proclaim “I’m not fat, I’m “abduction resistant”.
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Windows for Dummies Shirt
If you are reading blogs, you are more likely on the giving end of computer assistance rather than the receiving end. This would be an excellent gift for those that bother you incessantly with inane problems. If you pick the perfect stooge to give it to, they may not even realize exactly what it is […]
Who Needs Sex When You Have Video Games?
Some may argue that video games and virginity have a cause and effect relationship, but hey—video games will always put out for you.
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Teminator 4 President
This t-shirt speaks the truth! Is our constitution prejudiced against cyborgs with Austrian accents that are sent here from the future?
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Chewing Through The Restraints Shirts
This shirt is a nice illustration of just how shitty some days are. The same type of day where you wish you had never gotten out of bed. But without the mention of restraints you are just another whiner. Nothing is worse than that, other than the life of the poor sap who comes up […]
Warn a Brother Shirt
We all need to watch each other’s backs and keeping each other informed when the police show up to kill all the fun is a good way to do it. I am not sure how Warner Brothers would feel about their logo being hijacked for this t-shirt but I am guessing they would just have […]
Nine Month Download Shirt
If you do a lot of downloading or installing of programs you know how long they can take at times. And if you are pregnant you know how those 9 months can drag. This shirt nicely combines those two time warping events and does both of them justice. It may be a slight exaggeration to […]
“What Happens in Vegas” Shirt
Thinking that everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas is a great thought, but things don’t always work out that way. I think coming back pregnant would be preferable to coming back with a criminal record or a need to stop by the free clinic. I guess I am more of a glass half […]
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