Pink Floyd Cycling Shorts: Now This Needs To Stop
Okay, wearing cycling shorts is fine—if you are in the Tour de France. Otherwise, motorists driving down the road don’t need to see the crack of your ass as you hold up traffic. That having been said, wearing Pink Floyd branded cycling shorts doesn’t help matters—it only makes things weirder. And that goes for the [...]
Everything Looks Better When You Are Wearing Beer Goggles
These beer goggles will do a good job of protecting your eyes when skiing or snowboarding, but I have a feeling that the ugly girl you picked up a the lodge might feel a bit offended if you insist on wearing them during sex.
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Bernard Pollard Fan Club T-Shirt: Steelers Fans REALLY Hate Tom Brady
If you have ever wondered why fights break out at soccer matches or why people wait in anticipation for cars to crash in NASCAR races, I give you the Bernard Pollard Fan Club t-shirt. If you don’t already know, Bernard Pollard is the Kansas City Chiefs safety responsible for tearing Tom Brady’s MCL and ACL [...]
Wristband Illustrates the Many Moods of Homer Simpson
Hungry, content and angry—Homer desires food, he eats, then he feels guilty and angry about his lack of control. It’s a vicious cycle.
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All Things Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps’ achievements during the Beijing Olympics are nothing short of extraordinary. So, since there hasn’t been any doping scandal yet, it is safe to idolize our new sporting hero with merchandise. A selection of some of the best stuff out there is available after the break—including his famous LZR Racer bodysuit.
GTA IV Liberty City Swingers Baseball Shirt
Proudly proclaim your fanhood for Liberty City’s favorite baseball team with this Grand Theft Auto IV branded shirt. I wonder what “bat day” would be like in the Swinger’s stadium. Liberty City hookers would have to run for the hills.
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Wolverine Wristband Wipes Away Your Geek Sweat
Whew, that battle on XBox Live was intense! Your sweating like a pig. Perhaps you should look into a Wolverine wristband to help you out with that. Deodorant helps too.
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Nail Art Golf Gloves: Manicures Are Expensive, So I’m Going to Show Off the Nails Dammit
Thanks to Mic Golf, female golfers in Japan can now stay on the cutting edge of fashion when they wear one of these new Nail Art Golf gloves. As you can see, the designs are stylish and they feature exposed fingertips to highlight their beautifully manicured nails. With the popularity of womens golf rising [...]
