Glasses? Check. Bow tie? Check. Suspenders? Check. Circuit board socks worn with sandals? Sadly…check.
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Why, those Ignignokt and Err pants look swank enough to play golf in. There’s also a Robot Chicken “dinner jacket” (some may call it a hoodie) and a pair of elegant ATHF or Murderface socks. Throw in a pair of loafers and a pipe and I’m ready to hit the country club and drink scotch in a room with all wood paneling. Additional images are available after the break.
These Warp Zone socks take you to a level of pure toasty bliss the second you put them on. Works best if you are a short mutachioed Italian plumber with a fetish for women out of your league.
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Keep your feet toasty warm with these meat and intestines socks from Ashi Dashi. Just make sure they’re fresh—this meat goes bad if you don’t wash it regularly. Additional images are available after the break.
Throx has taken this bowling analogy of a spare one step further by selling the socks in packs of three. You can look at it as getting a spare sock for every pair purchased or one sock short of two pair. Sounds like the old glass half full or half empty question to me.
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As long as you are wearing pants, no one will know that you are packing a weapon in your socks, fake though it may be. It will will at least make you feel better, like you are tough enough to carry a weapon and even have the guts to use it. If you had real guts you would wear these socks with a pair of shorts.
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Being the fashion maven you are, you will want to wear this pair of black socks with a pair of shorts for everyone to see. From any kind of distance it will look like your average geek garb showing your fondness for the old school Space Invaders. On closer inspection it seems to be something else entirely that has absolutely nothing to do with video games.
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I can understand the plight of a left handed individual in a right handed world. So them not wanting to even acknowledge the word right seems reasonable. I am not sure calling the non-left sock wrong is the correct way to address the issue, though.
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The missing sock phenomenon is well documented, but there has never been an answer to it. While this hanger may not fix the problem, it gives you a place to hang on to the singles until a suitable match appears. It doesn’t hurt that they will be subject to ridicule from all the paired socks that see them on display.
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sometimes you want a little monster mojo but don’t want to go around sporting bolts in your neck. These Frankenstein socks with their stitches around the top give you a subtle touch of the monster that you can choose to show to the world or just keep beneath a pair of pants so that only you know it is there. You probably need a pair of lime green socks in your wardrobe anyway.
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