My First Wheels Baby Socks
Your baby has a long time until he drives, but you may as well start getting used to the idea right now. You will probably be a lot less nervous giving him these auto socks than the first time you hand them the keys to your car. Peace of mind for you and a little [...]
Johnny Golf Baby Socks
Have to watch the baby on a beautiful Saturday morning? Throw a collared shirt and a pair of these golf socks on him and take him to the course. The courses have dress codes but no one cares how well they play. It may be an expensive way to go, but it beats sitting in [...]
A Week of Baby Socks
Taking care of a baby will run you ragged. These socks should ease your mind of one worry, which is What socks are clean? Let the baby wear the appropriate sock on the appropriate day. I only see two deficiencies with these: the first is that you are so sleep deprived you likely don’t [...]
Cowboy Baby Socks
If you want to dress your baby up in some Cowboy Socks rather than the plain old white ones, I am perfectly fine with that. If you plan on accessorizing with a cowboy hat as well, then maybe child protective services should be notified.
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Big Banana Socks
Stick your pasty white legs into these socks and they will complete the look of a very long banana that is partially peeled. As a bonus, you can always blame the banana going bad for that funky smell.
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Beer Man Socks: I’d Rather Be Drinkin’?
I’d rather be drinkin’? As opposed to what? Lounging around with your shoes off? My guess is that if you have these socks on, you are already working your way through a six pack.
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Acupuncture Socks
If you are lucky enough to have a partner willing to massage your feet/legs, these socks will do nothing but guide them toward the proper pressure points. A little guidance never hurt and if it doesn’t work for you just lose the socks. And be very happy that anyone would even consider touching your nasty [...]
Hightop Sneaker Socks
A pair of Chuck Taylor sneakers have always been looked at as a sneaker with a coolness factor. Now you can run around the house looking that cool and never have to slip actual sneakers on. These will look exceptionally great when you are wearing a pair of shorts. No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service? [...]
Periodic Table Socks
How many times have you been discussing elements with your date and a disagreement cropped up? Wouldn’t she be impressed when you pull up your pant legs to check it out on your Periodic Table Socks? Probably just as impressed as your chemistry professor would be when he catches you wearing these to the final [...]
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