muggle stockings

Here’s one for Harry Potter fans that favor short skirts and over-the-knee socks. I can’t find a size on these Harry Potter Muggle Black Over-The-Knee Socks from Hot Topic, but I’m guessing they’re a one size fits most sort of deal. Maybe they magically change size to fit. Then again, us Muggles wouldn’t know anything about that.

Product Page ($8)


These Star Trek crew socks feature the image of Spock on a blue background. The best part is that his pointy Vulcan ears actually stick out from either side of the socks. There’s no way you’ll be able to hide those with a hat on an away mission.

Product Page ($13.03 via 7 Gadgets)


No one really knows what the crew of the USS Enterprise wore for socks so these are as good a choice as any. This three-pack features one for each uniform color in blue, red, and gold along with the Starfleet logo and is available in both men’s and women’s sizes. I wonder if Wesley’s socks had rainbows?

Product Pages: Men’s/Women’s ($19.99)


These Mighty Morphin Power Rangers socks are just the thing for those cold fall days that are just around the corner. You have your choice of the Blue Ranger or Pink Ranger in a machine-washable acrylic/polyester/spandex blended sock.

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These Socks of Catan are a tribute to the popular board game Settlers of Catan. Although you likely won’t be able to convince anyone to let you use the tiles on your feet, they will make you the best-dressed gamer in the room.

Product Page ($14 via Boing Boing)


Rainbows and unicorns go together like, well, rainbows and unicorns. But when you turn the rainbows into unicorn farts, it gets even better. Now you can have this incredible combination on these socks that are currently available for preorder.

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Fans of Doctor Who can keep their feet warm this winter with these fantastic socks! There are knee-highs and over-the-knee styles for women and men’s styles, too. You just have to decide if you want the safety of the TARDIS covering your toes or if you’re willing to risk it all walking around with Weeping Angels.

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D20 Knee high socks

It’s time to roll for anti-bruising powers for your legs!

I’m not saying these D20 knee high socks will keep your shins safe and sound, but I’m not saying they won’t either. This exclusive design from ThinkGeek is printed on red and gray, and the colors are complementary enough you can mix and match them. They’ll be soft and comfy since they’re a cotton, nylon, and spandex blend. Wear them to game, to grocery shop, and to everywhere ever – D20s improve every outfit.

Product Page ($10.99 and up)

Sloth Socks

Sloths don’t move fast. If they spoke, the word quick wouldn’t even be in their vocabulary. However, the internet loves them. You can embrace their attitude by wearing these knee high purple socks. They’re perfect for lounging on your couch and being lazy. Alternatively, you could teach those sloths a thing or two by wearing the socks while running.

Product Page ($8)

8 bit socks

Plain white socks are boring, and these designs from Sammy Icon are the opposite of that. They feature the bright colors of 8-bit video games like Duck Hunt, Super Mario Bros, and Pac-Man. The company already is in the sock business, but they’ve got a Kickstarter project to launch this new line.

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