Socks


While I’m lucky enough to be able to have blue hair and rock my geeky tees on the daily, there are times you can’t represent your geek at the office.

Until now.

Diesel Sweeties has these awesome D20 socks that allow you to flash your D&D geek cred in a subtle but definite way.

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If you are handy with needles and thread, you can use the pattern on whittylitteknitter to craft your own pair of TARDIS socks for the winter.

Unfortunately the socks aren’t going to be bigger on the inside than they are on the outside, so you won’t be able to fit your whole body in there when you really want to get cozy. For that you will need the TARDIS dress.

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It makes perfect sense—a foot cozy that harnesses the heat from your Apple power adapter to keep toes warm. Of course, these adapters do have a history of overheating, as the designer, Rachel Burns, notes:

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…and you thought retro knee high striped socks were gay.

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3d-knee-highs

Knee high socks are sexy, but I would keep any lewd comments to yourself lest you get a roundhouse kick to the head in full 3D. That having been said, these socks would be the perfect companion to the 3D glasses dress.

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Fuji Mountain Tabi Stretch SocksThese Tabi socks offer a Hokusai print and kanji that apparently reads either “Japan is #1″ or “Best of Japan”. By the looks of things this could be a creative way to get more surfers to vacation in The Land of the Rising Sun.

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circuit-board-socks

Glasses? Check. Bow tie? Check. Suspenders? Check. Circuit board socks worn with sandals? Sadly…check.

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athf-pants

Why, those Ignignokt and Err pants look swank enough to play golf in. There’s also a Robot Chicken “dinner jacket” (some may call it a hoodie) and a pair of elegant ATHF or Murderface socks. Throw in a pair of loafers and a pipe and I’m ready to hit the country club and drink scotch in a room with all wood paneling. Additional images are available after the break.

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warp-zone-socks

These Warp Zone socks take you to a level of pure toasty bliss the second you put them on. Works best if you are a short mutachioed Italian plumber with a fetish for women out of your league.

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meat-socks

Keep your feet toasty warm with these meat and intestines socks from Ashi Dashi. Just make sure they’re fresh—this meat goes bad if you don’t wash it regularly. Additional images are available after the break.

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