From the category archives:
The missing sock phenomenon is well documented, but there has never been an answer to it. While this hanger may not fix the problem, it gives you a place to hang on to the singles until a suitable match appears. It doesn’t hurt that they will be subject to ridicule from all the paired socks that see them on display.
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sometimes you want a little monster mojo but don’t want to go around sporting bolts in your neck. These Frankenstein socks with their stitches around the top give you a subtle touch of the monster that you can choose to show to the world or just keep beneath a pair of pants so that only you know it is there. You probably need a pair of lime green socks in your wardrobe anyway.
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Your first thought upon seeing a shark may not be to stick your foot in it’s mouth. Yet that is exactly what these socks require you to do. When wearing long pants only you will know what lurks underneath, but when wearing a pair of shorts everyone will be able to get a look. They will also wonder why you are wearing black socks with shorts but that is just how you roll. Pair it with the man eating shark hat to feel like you are in a complete shark feeding frenzy.
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Yup—this is a textbook case of haunted feet. Seen it a thousand times before. Some horrible trauma (like a severe case of foot odor) has kept the spirits attached to your socks for an eternity. The only solution is to cast out the demons with a little Tide and some Odor Eaters.
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If you are planning on traveling to areas of the world where security is a concern, these passport socks will help keep your valuables out of sight. Each pair features a zippered pocket in one sock to store a passport, credit cards, cash or other valuables. It’s not Fort Knox, but it is better than keeping your valuables in a pants pocket.
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They keep you warm in the winter and give you a unique look in the summer. I won’t say that unique is necessarily good, especially in this case. Maybe the fake lace design would look cute on a child, but on an adult I imagine it is more of a rebellion against aging. And not a particularly good looking one. Just imagine how you are going to feel when you are getting ready for work and these are the only socks you have left that are clean.
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These socks give a whole new meaning to wearing your fishnets. These will give you that classy look while still giving you some nice comfort. And wearing them with any closed type of shoe will hide the skull on the top of the foot. There is an awful lot going on with these socks. They may be more than you can handle.
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There aren’t enough accessories around that celebrate the sock monkey. Such a simple guy who has amused so many for so long. Carrying a little, pink coin purse around with a few different incarnations of him is a fitting tribute in a very subtle, sock-like way.
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Your baby has a long time until he drives, but you may as well start getting used to the idea right now. You will probably be a lot less nervous giving him these auto socks than the first time you hand them the keys to your car. Peace of mind for you and a little fun for the tyke. Win-win situation.
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Have to watch the baby on a beautiful Saturday morning? Throw a collared shirt and a pair of these golf socks on him and take him to the course. The courses have dress codes but no one cares how well they play. It may be an expensive way to go, but it beats sitting in the house all day.
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