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3D Knee High Socks: Hope You Don’t See Them Coming At Your Face

Jeff Chenkus — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:10:14 +0000

Knee high socks are sexy, but I would keep any lewd comments to yourself lest you get a roundhouse kick to the head in full 3D. That having been said, these socks would be the perfect companion to the 3D glasses dress.

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My Socks Told Me Where To Go

Jonathan Fallon — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:29:17 +0000

These Tabi socks offer a Hokusai print and kanji that apparently reads either “Japan is #1″ or “Best of Japan”. By the looks of things this could be a creative way to get more surfers to vacation in The Land of the Rising Sun.

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Circuit Board Socks Complete The Geek Uniform

Sean Fallon — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:27:25 +0000

Glasses? Check. Bow tie? Check. Suspenders? Check. Circuit board socks worn with sandals? Sadly…check.

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Adult Swim Debuts “Classy” Line Of Clothing

Sean Fallon — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:31:41 +0000

Why, those Ignignokt and Err pants look swank enough to play golf in. There’s also a Robot Chicken “dinner jacket” (some may call it a hoodie) and a pair of elegant ATHF or Murderface socks. Throw in a pair of loafers and a pipe and I’m ready to hit the country club and drink scotch in a room with all wood paneling. Additional images are available after the break.

Product Page: Pants ($75) Hoodie ($50) Socks ($15) via Gearfuse

Warp Zone Socks Take Comfort To Another Level

Sean Fallon — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:33:04 +0000

These Warp Zone socks take you to a level of pure toasty bliss the second you put them on. Works best if you are a short mutachioed Italian plumber with a fetish for women out of your league.

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Meat Socks: Get Em’ While They’re Fresh

Sean Fallon — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:24:55 +0000

Keep your feet toasty warm with these meat and intestines socks from Ashi Dashi. Just make sure they’re fresh—this meat goes bad if you don’t wash it regularly. Additional images are available after the break.

Product Page: Meat / Intestines ($12)

A Spare Sock In More Ways Than One

Jeff Chenkus — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:00:45 +0000

Throx has taken this bowling analogy of a spare one step further by selling the socks in packs of three. You can look at it as getting a spare sock for every pair purchased or one sock short of two pair. Sounds like the old glass half full or half empty question to me.

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Boot Knife Socks

Jeff Chenkus — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:10:13 +0000

As long as you are wearing pants, no one will know that you are packing a weapon in your socks, fake though it may be. It will will at least make you feel better, like you are tough enough to carry a weapon and even have the guts to use it. If you had real guts you would wear these socks with a pair of shorts.

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Let’s Call These Socks Space Invaders Inspired

Jeff Chenkus — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 04:00:56 +0000

Being the fashion maven you are, you will want to wear this pair of black socks with a pair of shorts for everyone to see. From any kind of distance it will look like your average geek garb showing your fondness for the old school Space Invaders. On closer inspection it seems to be something else entirely that has absolutely nothing to do with video games.

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Having Left Handed Socks Is A Weird Idea

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:00:59 +0000

I can understand the plight of a left handed individual in a right handed world. So them not wanting to even acknowledge the word right seems reasonable. I am not sure calling the non-left sock wrong is the correct way to address the issue, though.

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