Let’s Call These Socks Space Invaders Inspired
Being the fashion maven you are, you will want to wear this pair of black socks with a pair of shorts for everyone to see. From any kind of distance it will look like your average geek garb showing your fondness for the old school Space Invaders. On closer inspection it seems to be something [...]
Having Left Handed Socks Is A Weird Idea
I can understand the plight of a left handed individual in a right handed world. So them not wanting to even acknowledge the word right seems reasonable. I am not sure calling the non-left sock wrong is the correct way to address the issue, though.
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Publicly Shame Those Sock Singletons
The missing sock phenomenon is well documented, but there has never been an answer to it. While this hanger may not fix the problem, it gives you a place to hang on to the singles until a suitable match appears. It doesn’t hurt that they will be subject to ridicule from all the paired socks [...]
Frankenstein Socks
sometimes you want a little monster mojo but don’t want to go around sporting bolts in your neck. These Frankenstein socks with their stitches around the top give you a subtle touch of the monster that you can choose to show to the world or just keep beneath a pair of pants so that only [...]
Shark Bite 3D Socks
Your first thought upon seeing a shark may not be to stick your foot in it’s mouth. Yet that is exactly what these socks require you to do. When wearing long pants only you will know what lurks underneath, but when wearing a pair of shorts everyone will be able to get a look. They [...]
Ripper Skeleton Socks: Your Feet Are Haunted
Yup—this is a textbook case of haunted feet. Seen it a thousand times before. Some horrible trauma (like a severe case of foot odor) has kept the spirits attached to your socks for an eternity. The only solution is to cast out the demons with a little Tide and some Odor Eaters.
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Passport Socks Keep Your Valuables Semi-Safe
If you are planning on traveling to areas of the world where security is a concern, these passport socks will help keep your valuables out of sight. Each pair features a zippered pocket in one sock to store a passport, credit cards, cash or other valuables. It’s not Fort Knox, but it is better than [...]
Thigh High Faux Laced Socks
They keep you warm in the winter and give you a unique look in the summer. I won’t say that unique is necessarily good, especially in this case. Maybe the fake lace design would look cute on a child, but on an adult I imagine it is more of a rebellion against aging. And not [...]
Fishnet Knee High Socks
These socks give a whole new meaning to wearing your fishnets. These will give you that classy look while still giving you some nice comfort. And wearing them with any closed type of shoe will hide the skull on the top of the foot. There is an awful lot going on with these socks. They [...]
Sock Monkey Coin Purse
There aren’t enough accessories around that celebrate the sock monkey. Such a simple guy who has amused so many for so long. Carrying a little, pink coin purse around with a few different incarnations of him is a fitting tribute in a very subtle, sock-like way.
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