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This Nike Shoe Would Go Great With Your Halloween Costume

Sean Fallon — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:41:21 +0000

Nike has decked out this Dunk High Premium boys shoe with a gruesome, bloody design that would make it the perfect footwear to go with a Halloween costume.

Product Page ($75)

One Hand In The Grave Boot

Jeff Chenkus — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:00:47 +0000

Wearing these boots will remind people why they really don’t like to walk through cemeteries at night. The thought of the undead grabbing you by the ankle as you try to pass by just cannot be discounted. Of course these boots will just reinforce those fears in others.

Product Page ($50)

Pretzel Shoes Invite Pet Snack Attack

Jonathan Fallon — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:20:08 +0000

If you had problems with your pets attacking your feet before, wait until your shoes are covered with images of salty pretzel deliciousness.

Product Page: ($55)

Kid’s Dinosaur Shoes Threaten Bugs With Teeth & Arms

Jonathan Fallon — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:48:56 +0000

You’d think things couldn’t get much worse for a bug when it meets a child’s shoe, but now they have to worry about being eaten by a giant, treaded lizard in addition to the fear of getting crushed and the horrors of the magnifying glass. Note the hilarious little T-Rex arms protruding from each side of the shoe.

Product Page: ($45)

High Top Rain Sneakers

Jeff Chenkus — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:00:09 +0000

Your typical rain boots aren’t really made for jumping in mud puddles and your typical sneakers are not waterproof. This pair of High Top Rain Boots solves the problem by combining the styling of high top sneakers with the rubber material your typical rain boots are made of. A far more stylish way to protect your feet in wet weather.

Product Page ($69.95)

Ugly Paper High Heels Serve Some Purpose

Jonathan Fallon — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:20:48 +0000

Before you let your lust for hideous shoes get the better of you, it should be pointed out that these high heels are made out of paper, so they’re only good for collecting dust and giving you the urge to pick up a Rubik’s Cube or play internet Tetris.

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Super Mario Sneakers Are Super Sweet

Sean Fallon — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:24:54 +0000

As you can see, these handpainted Super Mario shoes offer up some serious artistic detail. They are not cheap at $160, but you get what you pay for and ParadoxArtistry does some great work. They even do custom orders if you are looking for something truly one of a kind. Check out a few more examples of their work after the break.

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Fashionable Duff Beer Footwear

Sean Fallon — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:33:47 +0000

Show your support for a fictional beverage with these Duff Beer sandals. However, if it’s true foot-flavored beer you are after, I suggest picking up these Dram sandals instead.

Product Page ($17)

Blame It On The Rain Boots

Jonathan Fallon — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:20:05 +0000

Blame what on the rain? The fact that there are yellow boots out there lined with lumberjack plaid and sporting little messages?… Done. That said, didn’t Milli Vanilli already go down this road once before? Seems to me rain is getting a bum rap.

Product Page: (€ 159.26, or about $227.74)

Volleyball Slippers Are Just So Horrible

Sean Fallon — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:46:40 +0000

I’m sure these volleyball slippers are warm, but that doesn’t make ‘em right.

Product Page ($25)