Fast Food Shoes? You Can’t Lose!
How many times have you thought: “Damn, if only they could package the subtle, stylish look of a Happy Meal into a shoe, I’d get so laid”. Well clear your calendar stud, because the Japanese heard you loud and clear! These Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics come complete with french fry insoles, and combine the ugliness [...]
Iron Fist - Zombie Stomper Heels
I never thought there could be a good reason for men to enjoy wearing women’s shoes until I saw this pair. The beauty of these is that the zombie shoes have peek toes so it may almost appear as if the zombie has a little of your flesh in its mouth already.
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Zips Interchangeable Footwear
Zips are billed as the “world’s first truly interchangeable shoe system.” Indeed, each pair can be altered in countless ways using a simple zipper to remove the cover and replace it with a version that suits you at any given moment. If only they would branch out into other styles to stem the tide of [...]
Nike’s Wii-Themed Blazers: Hey, a White Shoe!
The latest in Nike’s foray into the world of gaming-inspired kicks comes to us in the form of these new Wii Blazers. So…they’re white with a little reddish-orange trim, laynard-esque shoelaces, a reflective swoosh symbol and a power symbol on the tongue. The guys at Nike must have been up all night coming up with [...]
Someone Has A Huge Problem With Yoga (NSFW Language)
If you don’t like something, come right out and say it. If you want to share your opinion with everyone around you, just wear flip flops that say it for you. Obviously, someone feels there is a market out there for yoga haters.
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Obama Brand Footwear: Change With a Swift Kick to the Groin
If you husband or boyfriend is a bastard, a swift kick to the groin with Obama’s face leading the way should bring about the change you need. Additional designs are available after the break.
Slip Your Feet Into Something Warm
What could be more satisfying than sliding your feet into some warm slippers? Not much, and I can’t think of anything that would be warmer than a steaming pile of poo. These are not really steaming or a pile, but they certainly are poo. And of all the poo in the world, Mr. Hanky has [...]
Back to the Future: Marty’s 2015 Trainers Replicas
These Nike Trainers look exactly like the shoes featured in Back to the Future Part II (they even light up), but alas—it is for display purposes only. Hopefully, Nike will decide to actually produce these one day. Hell, I would even wait for a 2015 anniversary edition (especially since these replicas are crazy expensive). Additional [...]
Batman Crocs: As Nerdy as They Are Ugly
Even the people who make Crocs admit they are weird looking. Throw a few bat symbols on there and you really have yourself some bizarre footwear. But hey, kids don’t care about fashion. If they had their way everyday would be an occasion to wear a cowboy hat and a cape.
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Fermat’s Last Theorem Shoes
According to Wikipedia, Fermat’s last theorem is “a statement in number theory that it is impossible to separate any power higher than the second into two like powers.” Therefore, I must deduce that it is impossible for someone to look cool while wearing these shoes. A close up shot is available after the break.
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