Batman Yoga Pants Are a Big Turn On
Even the ladies have to be psyched about the release of The Dark Knight next week. In preparation for this momentous occasion, grab a pair of these Batman branded yoga pants. It looks comfortable and it is sure to whip up a testosterone fueled frenzy in every guy that you meet.
Product Page ($30)
Human Ass: This Season’s Most Stylish Handbag
What better (and more stylish) way to carry around your personal belongings that with one of these unique pants handbags? Each bag is lined with two pockets, but they are made of FABRIC—not human orifices.
Product Page ($53—available in a variety of styles)
Massage Pants Work Out the Kinks in Your Junk
The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for a second then [...]
