It looks like this zombie has things other than brains on his mind, and these hot shorts have the print to prove it. It also could be that he is confused about where your intelligence is really centered.
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From the category archives:
Pants and Shorts
Let’s face it, being in the marching band is not like being the star quarterback—but that won’t stop proud parents and students from wearing PepWear shorts that feature band-related propaganda printed across the ass. Only good taste can do that. Additional designs are available after the break.
Want to get some laughs by drawing attention to your baby’s excessive, noxious flatulence? Make it happen with these”Funky Flames” nappy pants. Later in life the memories will serve to remind you why the kids never come to the nursing home to visit.
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Rubik’s Cube swim trunks—the only pair of swim trunks that says: “hey ladies—think you can solve the complex 3D puzzle going on in my pants?”
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Why, those Ignignokt and Err pants look swank enough to play golf in. There’s also a Robot Chicken “dinner jacket” (some may call it a hoodie) and a pair of elegant ATHF or Murderface socks. Throw in a pair of loafers and a pipe and I’m ready to hit the country club and drink scotch in a room with all wood paneling. Additional images are available after the break.
Even the ladies have to be psyched about the release of The Dark Knight next week. In preparation for this momentous occasion, grab a pair of these Batman branded yoga pants. It looks comfortable and it is sure to whip up a testosterone fueled frenzy in every guy that you meet.
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What better (and more stylish) way to carry around your personal belongings that with one of these unique pants handbags? Each bag is lined with two pockets, but they are made of FABRIC—not human orifices.
Product Page ($53—available in a variety of styles)
The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for a second then wrap your mind around this: there is a 500 unit minimum order. So, if you think about it, there could be giant massage pants orgies going on somewhere out there.
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