Squirrels Can’t Be Trusted Sweatshirt
You may think squirrels are cute little animals, but you also know you can’t put a bird feeder out without some way of squirrel proofing it. Someone needs to start spreading the word about how untrustworthy they really are and this sweatshirt will be your first step towards that.
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Resident Evil Umbrella…Umbrella
The image for this umbrella looks more like some crappy drawing, but the fact of the matter is that sometime in the 3Q of this year you will be able to walk the streets of your own Raccoon City safe in the knowledge that your Umbrella Corp / Resident Evil umbrella will protect you from [...]
Crime Scene Scarf
Keep yourself warm, cozy and ready to tape off any crime scene you may come across. When not being used for police activities you can use the Do Not Cross lettering to keep the obnoxious men from touching you. That bright yellow color will come in handy if you ever get caught in an avalanche [...]
Erin Go Braghless Sweatshirt
Take a proud country’s motto and turn it into something that is just a little bit dirty on a sweatshirt. You can get the same design on a shirt, but there would really be no need to tell everyone what would be quite obvious. In either case, the strategically placed shamrocks leave the meaning of [...]
Snake-y Scarf
There are not too many times you actually want a snake wrapped around your neck, but this would be one of them. The wearer will be kept nice and toasty warm, and with the snake’s piercing blue eyes and extended tongue he will be a formidable adversary for anyone looking to steal borrow him. If [...]
WWJKD? Apron: Cooking Help From the Captain
If there is one person who has proved himself a survivor, it is James T. Kirk. That man has been all over the galaxy and run into some of the oddest characters the science fiction community has ever seen and the man comes through with hardly a scratch. So if you want someone to show [...]
Superhero Wetsuits Make You a Geek On Land and Sea
Have you ever thought about diving wearing a wetsuit that looks like a superhero outfit? If you answered “yes” to this question you are in the right place because Wetwear custom wetsuits can make your dreams a reality. They have produced suits that look like Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Dr. X, Tempest and others—so [...]
I’m With Stupid Sweatshirt
Everyone understands the truth this sweatshirt so boldly points out. As far as I am concerned this is just like truth in advertising. Not that you won’t be accused of being a jerk for acting that way, but they can’t say you didn’t warn them.
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This Girl Has a Lot of Personality…For an Umbrella
An umbrella is an umbrella, except when its is shaped like a girl wearing a green jacket and boots. The Girl in Green umbrella will definitely brighten up a dreary day—unless you are a “glass is half empty” sort of person that thinks the Girl in Green looks like she is wearing a straight jacket.
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Only Easy Day Was Yesterday Hoodie
I haven’t been to Navy Seal training, but I imagine this shirt pretty much captures how you feel every day. While each day seems like they have worked you extremely hard, the next day makes it seem easy in comparison. As long as you keep looking backward instead of worrying about how much harder it [...]
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