What this hoodie really seems to say is that this is exactly what your lack of imagination leads to. What’s next on your list, writing a book about writing a book?
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From the category archives:
Outdoor Apparel
You can bet it was the wimpy dinosaurs that decided that a dance off was preferable to a fight. It does away with all the clawing, biting and blood that might otherwise be involved.
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Rubik’s Cube swim trunks—the only pair of swim trunks that says: “hey ladies—think you can solve the complex 3D puzzle going on in my pants?”
Product Page ($50 AUD or $38)
You remembered to bring your umbrella, so there is no reason you should have to share that comfort. This umbrella should help with that. Nobody is going to want to stick their head under a bunch of spiderwebs. Except for you, of course.
Product Page ($24.65 AUD, about $18.27)
As part of an advertising campaign for Australia’s Solo soft drinks, Cadbury Schweppes aims to turn pasty, hairless boys into real men with the Solo Man hairy chest bib. Not only will you feel like a 70’s porn star, you can confidently eat at Red Lobster knowing that you won’t ruin your shirt.
(via The Arab Aquarius and noquedanblogs)
With St. Patrick’s Day fast approaching, it is time to get your gear in shape for that long night out. There is very little that will liven the day up even more, but this hoodie will give everyone a laugh. Not many know of the law breaking Leprechaun.
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A little fine fur around your neck is generally a high class fashion statement. This particular scarf is faux fur, but I don’t think raccoon is generally considered one of the finer furs. It would also help if there was a little more work done than coming straight from the road where it met its demise.
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A sizzling bacon and eggs scarf will keep you warm on the coldest winter’s night. About all the scarf could add to make people’s mouths water even more would be a couple pieces of toast. Then you would have a complete breakfast wrapped around your neck.
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These gloves from Merino keep your hands warm and provide and instant mustachioed disguise.
Product Page ($95 via Hi + Low via BLTD)
An ideal shirt or sweatshirt for your next voyage on the high seas. Pirate humor is always appreciated on a boat.
Product Page ($14.95 t-shirt, $24.95 sweatshirt)
