You may not be dressed for a wedding when you wear this tuxedo scarf, but you are better dresses than your average skier or sledder. You are also warm, which is one thing those tuxedo clad buffoons can’t claim.

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Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.

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Actually, you probably wouldn’t want to rob a bank with a Punisher, Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America or Wolverine ski mask. The name of the game is to try not and leave clues—and wearing one of these automatically profiles you as a huge nerd. The full set is pictured after the break.

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If you have the skills, making one of these awesome looking piranha plant scarves is as easy as following the directions enemyairship spells out on the Crafster forums. Hopefully, she will offer this up for sale one day for us lazy types (UPDATE: It is available for sale—$34 from Etsy). An additional image is available after the break.

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Your typical rain boots aren’t really made for jumping in mud puddles and your typical sneakers are not waterproof. This pair of High Top Rain Boots solves the problem by combining the styling of high top sneakers with the rubber material your typical rain boots are made of. A far more stylish way to protect your feet in wet weather.

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Rock has been declared dead a number of times in the past. Each and every time it happens, paper has to come up with an alibi while scissors are never even questioned. Declaring paper guilty may be premature.

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This zip hoodie may say that you are tres chic on the outside, but the inner lining is more about just how hot it is in there. Nothing says class like being all sweaty.

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Gi Joe and Cobra Tossel Caps will keep you warm this winter. They will also insulate you from the affection of females. Now you know…and knowing is half the battle. The Cobra version is available after the break.

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This hoodie certainly captures what most believe: they would much rather see some shy, nerdy guy make his best effort at hitting on that hot woman than see any country at war with their neighbor. Both are uncomfortable to watch, but one is much easier to get over.

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You may be as calm and seemingly clueless as this model appears to be, even though he has a Yeti rampage going on right under his nose. Trees are being torn up and there is probably an awful racket, but you wouldn’t know it from the wearer of this hoodie.

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