Toasty Hoodie - Mittens On Demand

Always have a pair of mittens handy when wearing the Toasty Hoodie. You probably use your pockets to keep your hands warm more than you use them to carry stuff, so it only makes sense. They also work great if cute girls need to warm their hands.
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F*ck the Rain Umbrella

I love Art. Lebedev. They are one of the few design companies out there capable of developing high end consumer gadgets and things like the “F*ck the Rain” umbrella at the same time.
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World of Warcraft +20 Frost Resistance Zip-up Hoodie

World of Warcraft players are known to be a bit fanatical. So it would be no real surprise to see them using a WoW type of ranking for how warm a sweatshirt is. I guess what would be surprising is that they actually found time to get away from their computer and actually go outdoors. [...]

Earth From the Moon Umbrella: Because it Doesn’t Rain in Space

It may be raining on Earth, but underneath your umbrella you are standing on a tranquil Moon. As you walk down the city streets in a torrential downpour, bumping into pedestrians and rushing to get to your crappy job, all you need to do is look up to realize how insignificant everything truly is.
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Szechuan Scarf Kit: Some Assembly Required

The Szechuan Scarf Kit offers you four different flavors that are the beginning point for your next scarf. Unfortunately, that includes you knitting it as well. It would be a fun gift to give your favorite aunt, but if she doesn’t know how to knit then you may as well just be giving her a [...]

Squirrels Can’t Be Trusted Sweatshirt

You may think squirrels are cute little animals, but you also know you can’t put a bird feeder out without some way of squirrel proofing it. Someone needs to start spreading the word about how untrustworthy they really are and this sweatshirt will be your first step towards that.
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Resident Evil Umbrella…Umbrella

The image for this umbrella looks more like some crappy drawing, but the fact of the matter is that sometime in the 3Q of this year you will be able to walk the streets of your own Raccoon City safe in the knowledge that your Umbrella Corp / Resident Evil umbrella will protect you from [...]

Crime Scene Scarf

Keep yourself warm, cozy and ready to tape off any crime scene you may come across. When not being used for police activities you can use the Do Not Cross lettering to keep the obnoxious men from touching you. That bright yellow color will come in handy if you ever get caught in an avalanche [...]

Erin Go Braghless Sweatshirt

Take a proud country’s motto and turn it into something that is just a little bit dirty on a sweatshirt. You can get the same design on a shirt, but there would really be no need to tell everyone what would be quite obvious. In either case, the strategically placed shamrocks leave the meaning of [...]

Snake-y Scarf

There are not too many times you actually want a snake wrapped around your neck, but this would be one of them. The wearer will be kept nice and toasty warm, and with the snake’s piercing blue eyes and extended tongue he will be a formidable adversary for anyone looking to steal borrow him. If [...]

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