It’s a little weird, but a woman wearing Nintendo Wii-themed pajamas would be kind of sexy in a bizarre way that I don’t fully understand. But on a guy? It just doesn’t seem right—but then again, we have seen worse.
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From the category archives:
Nightwear
Sleeping duds that look like they came from Savile Row, or an Alfalfa costume…You decide.
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You can’t see through women’s clothes with your eyes closed! It probably doesn’t matter though. I’m sure this sleep mask works just about as well as the glasses.
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This sleep mask will be great for you to block out the light and let you get a good nights sleep, but it won’t be doing any favors for your sleep partner. Lucky, the wearer of the mask will not have to see those goofy and unmistakable eyes looking at them all night.
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When you have a wicked hangover, the last thing you want to do is deal with people. You don’t want to explain, you don’t want their help and you certainly don’t want them touching you. Just tell everyone that if they see you wearing this set of Hangover in Progress Pajamas that it means they are just to leave you alone. You would think all of the various warning signs on the bottoms would be enough of a deterrent, but some just can’t take a hint. Not even one that is as well defined as this one.
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An oversize cooling mask with a catchy name. Puffy the Eye Bag Slayer can be worn all night so you wake up refreshed, which is somewhat odd because the average vampire is awake all night. Still, Buffy and all her friends rarely got any sleep hunting those nocturnal beasts. I don’t recall any of them looking overly tired so maybe this thing will work for you too.
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You may be the silliest looking thing in the world wearing this but luckily for you, you are the one person who can’t see yourself. A man may think that a couple boobs covering his eyes sounds like a good thing until he sees this. A woman may want to think twice because having four boobs next to him, even plush ones, may lead to some requests from your partner that you are not willing to fulfill.
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These lounge pants are described as having “XBox 360 logos tossed about on a black background.” It is also listed under the “Nintendo” category. Apparently the folks at WebUndies are not big into gaming.
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Don’t just sleep walk into the bathroom as you normally do in the morning. Just putting this Rocky Balboa Bathrobe on will have you jogging in there like you are taking on the world. I would think that you should emulate the original Rocky with a glass of raw eggs for breakfast, but it is not a requirement for wearing the robe.
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The one time you want total peace and quiet is bedtime. Notify anyone who is sharing the bed with you that bedtime is no time to start their whining by wearing these pants. They ought to be able to get the hint.
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