
It’s a little weird, but a woman wearing Nintendo Wii-themed pajamas would be kind of sexy in a bizarre way that I don’t fully understand. But on a guy? It just doesn’t seem right—but then again, we have seen worse.
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It’s a little weird, but a woman wearing Nintendo Wii-themed pajamas would be kind of sexy in a bizarre way that I don’t fully understand. But on a guy? It just doesn’t seem right—but then again, we have seen worse.
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Sleeping duds that look like they came from Savile Row, or an Alfalfa costume…You decide.
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You can’t see through women’s clothes with your eyes closed! It probably doesn’t matter though. I’m sure this sleep mask works just about as well as the glasses.
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This sleep mask will be great for you to block out the light and let you get a good nights sleep, but it won’t be doing any favors for your sleep partner. Lucky, the wearer of the mask will not have to see those goofy and unmistakable eyes looking at them all night.
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You may be the silliest looking thing in the world wearing this but luckily for you, you are the one person who can’t see yourself. A man may think that a couple boobs covering his eyes sounds like a good thing until he sees this. A woman may want to think twice because having four boobs next to him, even plush ones, may lead to some requests from your partner that you are not willing to fulfill.
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These lounge pants are described as having “XBox 360 logos tossed about on a black background.” It is also listed under the “Nintendo” category. Apparently the folks at WebUndies are not big into gaming.
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Don’t just sleep walk into the bathroom as you normally do in the morning. Just putting this Rocky Balboa Bathrobe on will have you jogging in there like you are taking on the world. I would think that you should emulate the original Rocky with a glass of raw eggs for breakfast, but it is not a requirement for wearing the robe.
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The one time you want total peace and quiet is bedtime. Notify anyone who is sharing the bed with you that bedtime is no time to start their whining by wearing these pants. They ought to be able to get the hint.
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