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Or maybe its like one of those pizza warming boxes, only the pizza is made of cotton and covered in Hello Kitty faces.
Yes indeed, this pouch can warm up your pajamas in 10 minutes using a heating element that reaches 118 degrees on only 50 watts of power. Then again, you could save yourself $40 and throw your pjs in the dryer for a few minutes.
Product Page ($40 via Incredible Things)
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From Geek Girl Diva: This, my friends, is one of those times where (as a nice Jewish girl) I pretty much avoid comment.
However, my grandfather would have said “Who’s the Shiksa blonde?”
Oy!
Yeah, this is not a good look.
I don’t think the sleepy Geordi vibe of the Wrap-a-Nap all-in-one blindfold, head pillow and earmuff is more ridiculous than the infamous Snazzy Napper, but it’s definitely in the ballpark.
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If your kid already wrecks the house, these Godzilla plush slippers will just enhance the look. However, they may also encourage him.
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The Snuggie looks downright elegant next to the Snazzy Napper.
Basically, it’s a burqa/blanket/bib with a nose hole and some lambs, moons and shit on it. The idea is to offer some privacy while sleeping in public places. Yeah, it’s a good thing you won’t be able to see all of the people ridiculing you.
Check out the horrifying promotional video after the break.
The second installment in the Star Wars bathrobe series (after the Jedi) is none other than Luke Skywalker. It’s so new, there aren’t any actual product shots yet—just this render. There is no word on when it might ship, but it is available for pre-order right now for about $90.
If you do get it, do us all a favor and use the force (otherwise known as the belt) to keep it closed while walking naked around the house.
Product Page (£60 or $90 Thanks Mike!)
Some of you may be involved in fragile new relationships this Valentine’s Day. If that’s the case, you had better leave the blow up doll jackets, teabag hats and assless outfits in the closet. There is plenty of time to spring that part of your personality on them when things get serious and you’re in way too deep.
Most of us said goodbye to feety pajamas when we turned 7 or got our junk pinched in the zipper. But now you can relive those glorious single digit years and still get ripped off like an adult with the overpriced Hoodie Footie. It’s perfect for incredibly unsexy evenings curled up with a sippy cup and the latest Berenstain Bears adventure.
Great news for people that have almost completely given up on their appearance! As the name indicates, PajamaJeans are sweatpants designed to look like jeans—so feel free to sleep in them or head out to Walmart and hold your head high among all the people shopping in standard sweatpants.
From the project page:
The suit acts as a transportable and adjustable cocoon that allows for constant air flow in a variety of different positions and environments. The sleep suit provides for a sound 30 minute nap. The structure of the material, a structural pleat, is used as a means to create feelings of connected and disconnectedness as well as provide varying levels of support for different parts of the body. By thinking of the cut pattern as sections of the body, the structure can act as a semi-permeable outer skin.
This is all just a way of sugarcoating the fact that there’s a giant, ferocious crepe paper decoration walking among us, threatening to coat its victims in a tissue papery cocoon.
