MANties: Panties Made For Men
From the product page:
For those nights and days, when you want to be and feel a little special, naughty, and very sexy, these Manties are for you. Once you have them on, it will be “hard” to take them off.
Thanks but no thanks guys. If I want to get a chubby from wearing underwear I’ll [...]
Rocky Balboa Bathrobe
Don’t just sleep walk into the bathroom as you normally do in the morning. Just putting this Rocky Balboa Bathrobe on will have you jogging in there like you are taking on the world. I would think that you should emulate the original Rocky with a glass of raw eggs for breakfast, but it [...]
Man Bling Temporary Tattoos: Look Like a 70’s Pimp on the Cheap
Man Bling Temporary Tattoos offer all of the flash without all of the cash. Plus these classy, timeless designs will go well with any leisure suit.
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Petrolcide: Stop Wasting Mother Earth’s Precious Juices
While our reckless use of the Earth’s natural resources is the real focus behind the imagery on this Petrolcide t-shirt, chances are it also represents the feeling many motorists get when they see the price of a gallon these days. Believe me, when automakers come up with an affordable alternative that doesn’t suck balls, we [...]
If You Drink, This Shirt is a Must Have
Unless you like random objects shoved up your ass, you need to protect your delicate butthole when you are incapacitated. On the other hand, it may backfire and prompt your friends to violate you.
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Stethoscope Necktie
Yeah, that’s right baby, I am a doctor. You can tell by the stethoscope.
Great pickup line and as long as she doesn’t notice that your “stethoscope” is just a tie then you found a great companion for the evening. Probably also the dumbest or drunkest chick out there, but your necktie is still cool.
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Measuring Stick Boxer Shorts For the Confident Male
If you are willing to have a measuring stick attached to your boxer shorts at all times—you had dammed well better be hung like a moose. Otherwise you are just opening yourself up to ridicule.
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SpongeBob NerdyPants Square Tie
It’s bright yellow, it has a unique square shape and it prominently features SpongeBob NerdyPants wearing a pair of glasses that no self respecting person would be caught dead in. Put that all together and you have a great business tie. No need to explain why you are wearing it, you just have to claim [...]
Crime Scene Silk Tie
Dress up and do some sleuthing at the same time. The Crime Scene Tie includes all the usual weapons that may have been used in the murder. And the area is cordoned off by Police Tape. The only question is whether you can make anything of the clues that are given.
I have yet to figure [...]
Male Ugly Bag: Is One Bag Enough?
Guys may talk about women who would be fine to sleep with if only they would wear a bag over their head. But women probably have more need for a handy bag. A lot of men they meet look eerily like the before picture above. With the Ugly Male Bag not only do you [...]
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