Psycho Novelty Crime Tie
You don’t own a real power tie until you have this one. They can talk about bold patterns and colors all they want, but nothing says that you have the upper hand like making them think they could become just another crime statistic if things don’t go well. Nothing like a little fear to get [...]
Clarinet Shape Necktie
Novelty pictures on ties are a dime a dozen. But how many of them actually take the shape of the item they are picturing. This Clarinet Tie actually has the shape of a clarinet. Short of being able to play a tune on it, this is probably the best Clarinet Tie I have seen. Someone [...]
Baseball Cufflinks
All these cufflinks need is some small magnetic men that you can arrange in any way you like. You can recreate Buckner’s slight error in the ‘86 Series or keep track of your kid’s Little League game. Yet one more way to ignore all those around you while fulfilling you familial obligations.
Product Page ($80)
Marine Desert Digital: Semper Tie
Your co-workers may wonder what kind of pattern is on this tie. It looks pixellated and random, there is no real pattern at all. That is exactly as it should be since it is digital camouflage like the Marines clothing. You may not be able to tell with this blue shirt, but if you had [...]
The Men’s Underwear Repair Kit Keeps Your Junk Nice and Snug
Personally, I don’t mind picking up new boxers every so often—but there are plenty of guys out there who hold onto them until they can be accurately described as “vintage.” If you are one of them, or you know someone who is, this underwear repair kit is equipped with everything you need to keep things [...]
Quick Tie: And You Thought Clip-Ons Were Bad
As you can see from the image, the Quick-Tie is not really a tie at all. In reality, it is a “tie silhouette” that easily hooks around the wearer’s neck. If clip-on ties are associated with laziness and a lack of class, where does that leave this thing?
Product Page ($24 CAD or $23.84 US)
What Kind of Douche Pops 23 Collars?
Rex Vanderwoodsen—that’s who. In fact, simultaneously popping the collars on 23 Attus polos earned Mr. Vanderwoodsen the prestigious Golden Pig award as the undisputed king of all douchebags. You may not have what it takes to step to the record, but you are more than worthy of wearing one of the humorous Attus polos pictured [...]
Engineering Graph Silk Tie
People will either think that you have an odd choice in patterned ties or they will remember the nightmares they had when taking Calculus as a teenager. It can come in real handy if your ability to sketch out a parabolic function can get you money or women.
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MANties: Panties Made For Men
From the product page:
For those nights and days, when you want to be and feel a little special, naughty, and very sexy, these Manties are for you. Once you have them on, it will be “hard” to take them off.
Thanks but no thanks guys. If I want to get a chubby from wearing underwear I’ll [...]
Rocky Balboa Bathrobe
Don’t just sleep walk into the bathroom as you normally do in the morning. Just putting this Rocky Balboa Bathrobe on will have you jogging in there like you are taking on the world. I would think that you should emulate the original Rocky with a glass of raw eggs for breakfast, but it [...]
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