These Marvel cufflinks let you accessorize your formal wear with three of the coolest superheroes ever made: Wolverine, Spiderman and Captain America. You know they are great superheroes when they have multiple movies out and have made a ton of money. Only Captain America has been left in the dust, there has never been a decent movie with him in it yet.
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Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
You may seem a little shady wearing your hoodie with a showgirl bending over on front. If they only knew that the back of the hoodie showed the same bent over showgirl from a rear view. Very classy.
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It’s a little weird, but a woman wearing Nintendo Wii-themed pajamas would be kind of sexy in a bizarre way that I don’t fully understand. But on a guy? It just doesn’t seem right—but then again, we have seen worse.
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Sure, you can get a tie with a picture of the Mona Lisa printed on it. But that is not nearly as much fun as completing the masterpiece yourself. You have to figure that with it being set up as a paint by numbers picture you could get almost the same results yourself. Or you can just wear the tie and let others paint it while you wear it. You have to love a product with so many options available.
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The Wooldom is like a condom, only it doesn’t come out only when fun times are about to begin. This piece of apparel comes out when it is cold and frostbite may be an issue. I mean, I can take losing a toe to the cold, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
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You know you’ve been thoroughly desensitized to the business of death when you start to turn it into a lifestyle. Such is the case with these hearse cufflinks, tie bar, and stick pin. Described as having a “fun, bubbly vibe†and being “a great gift for anyone in the funeral bizâ€, they’re perfect for turning yourself into the used car salesman of the mortician circuit. You can use them as a conversation starter during those dull embalming procedures, or to lighten the mood next time you deal with a grieving family. All three are hand painted and offer a 3D retro 60’s style hearse design. Additional photos are available after the break.
Don’t want to sound pompous about that special job or talent you have? Let these ties do all the bragging for you. They’ll say more about your lot in life than words ever could. Wearing them will boldly tell the world that you are a dedicated member of the Audio/Visual club at school, that you usher with pride at the local Cineplex, that you are a skilled artisan in the area of grandpa humor, or that you like magic. Any way you look at it, they all equal one thing…chicks, and lots of them.
The necktie/bowtie combo are both made from real film. The necktie measures approximately 13†and has a convenient brass weight at the bottom to hold it down. It also features photos of a large city with sailboats, palm trees, ocean liners, etc. The bowtie sports scenes of San Francisco complete with trolley. These badges of cool are available on ebay until October 30.
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Dress like an engineer without the trouble of actually carrying all this crap around. The pocket protector with the the compass, calculator, ruler, triangle and pencil is embroidered on. The ingenuity of that makes it worthy of an engineer, just without the utility. The graph paper tie is just the a nice additional touch. It comes in a drab grey which won’t offend those technical types.
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