If someone were to put a gun to your head, woud you instinctively cover your crotch? When you read about war and violence in other countries, are you glad you groin is thousands of miles away? If so, we have the perfect pair of underwear for you.
Blast Boxers are stuffed with Aramid fabric and Kevlar that should stop just about anything terrorists or small children with wiffle bats can throw at it.
The boxers are intended for military personnel, but there’s no reason why civillian junk can’t have this level of protection.
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Everyone seeing you wear this apron had best hope you are kidding, because this will not be a good opening line for a date or dinner guests.
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Finally, motorcycle aficionados can play golf without having to completely abandon the clothing associated with their lifestyle. The back of the vest is pictured after the break.
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Although not quite as disturbing as foot pajamas for adults, these Underoo-style briefs for men are right up there. Available in Batman and Superman versions. An additional image is pictured after the break.
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It may sound like an excuse, and it may actually just be an excuse, but if you have to cook for a group of people out in the blazing sun, you may as well get free license to drink all the beer you want. The apron just validates you.
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These Marvel cufflinks let you accessorize your formal wear with three of the coolest superheroes ever made: Wolverine, Spiderman and Captain America. You know they are great superheroes when they have multiple movies out and have made a ton of money. Only Captain America has been left in the dust, there has never been a decent movie with him in it yet.
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Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
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You may seem a little shady wearing your hoodie with a showgirl bending over on front. If they only knew that the back of the hoodie showed the same bent over showgirl from a rear view. Very classy.
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I bet this is one chicken that would rather be on the grill.
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It’s a little weird, but a woman wearing Nintendo Wii-themed pajamas would be kind of sexy in a bizarre way that I don’t fully understand. But on a guy? It just doesn’t seem right—but then again, we have seen worse.
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