5 1/4 Floppy Inches
This shirt will show your age, in more ways than one. You would hope that it is just a case of words being transposed, but I doubt that cute brunette at the bar is going to take that chance.
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Glow-In-The-Dark Skeleton Apron & Oven Mitt
When night time grilling is on the agenda, it is time to pull out some different cooking apparel. This skeleton apron is nicely complemented by the skeleton oven mitt. And so everyone knows who the master chef is, he can be picked out easily as the one with the glowing bones. Why is it that [...]
Cowboy Boot Slippers
This is just what the wife wants to see, you coming to bed with your Cowboy Boot Slippers. With them comes the cowboy attitude which is likely not what she is looking for at that time. The last thing she needs whether going to sleep or looking for a little action is to be reminded [...]
Transformer Tie Makes a Statement About Bunnies, Birds and Electrical Power
Something is going on here, although I will be dammed if I know what it is. Either way, it is a unique tie that will make you seem a lot more interesting than you really are. Close-up images are available after the break.
Neck Noose: Feeling Tied Down
When tied around your neck this tie looks like a single piece of rope restraining you. Luckily, the rope has frayed and broken so that you have a little freedom. After 5 PM and you get to leave work anyway. Until then that frayed end may as well be tied to your desk for all [...]
Firehose Thong For Men: I’ll Put Out That Fire Ma’am
Hey ladies! I see you looking at me in this thong thinking hot, sexy thoughts. How’s about I put out that fire with my hose? Yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ bout. But first, lemme hit the bathroom quick. Oh don’t worry—I’ll be back soon. I don’t even have to take my underwear off this [...]
Safe Sex Shirt: Condiments Are Important
Even those with a poor vocabulary or spelling ability need good advice. Some will get the humor while others will get a piece of advice they may otherwise have missed. Be sure your partner has the right idea of condiment in mind when the time comes. It may get a little messy otherwise.
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I’m With Stupid Sweatshirt
Everyone understands the truth this sweatshirt so boldly points out. As far as I am concerned this is just like truth in advertising. Not that you won’t be accused of being a jerk for acting that way, but they can’t say you didn’t warn them.
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Psycho Novelty Crime Tie
You don’t own a real power tie until you have this one. They can talk about bold patterns and colors all they want, but nothing says that you have the upper hand like making them think they could become just another crime statistic if things don’t go well. Nothing like a little fear to get [...]
Clarinet Shape Necktie
Novelty pictures on ties are a dime a dozen. But how many of them actually take the shape of the item they are picturing. This Clarinet Tie actually has the shape of a clarinet. Short of being able to play a tune on it, this is probably the best Clarinet Tie I have seen. Someone [...]
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