First Emo haircuts came under fire, now it’s skinny jeans. According to Dr. Karen Boyle from Greater Baltimore Medical Center, tight jeans can press on a nerve in your thigh causing numbness, tingling and even pain. This is an actual disorder called Miralsha Parasthetica, and if left untreated can cause permanent nerve damage. You can avoid problems by getting skinny jeans that are a size larger or have a little bit of stretch to them. And, for guys, skinny jeans pose the additional problem of keeping your testes too toasty which lowers your sperm count—so, I guess the solution there is go pantsless?

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Aw, aren’t they just the cutest thing you’ve ever seen? Jake the Dog is giving Finn a nice squishy hug in the manliest, tough-guy way possible. Clearly this is a bromance that no one can come between. Mostly because Finn is being completely smooshed, but as long as they’re happy, who cares?

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You have your escape route planned. You know who you want on your team as you fight your way through the hordes. You even have a secret stash of ammo. Clearly, you are a zombie survivalist and this is the shirt for you. It comes in both men’s and women’s sizes and is available as a t-shirt or a hoodie. I suggest you buy both. Maybe even a few of each just so you’re really prepared when the zombies finally arrive.

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The King of Games came up with these Super Mario Bros-themed chambray shirts which feature, among other things, your choice of an embroidered Mario/Luigi jumping for a yellow coin-esque button. However, you’ll have to bring some of your own coin if you want one, because they cost roughly $152 each.

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Nerd up the basketball court in jerseys showcasing your favorite superheroes and characters! These new jerseys include designs for Spider-Man, Wolverine, the Punisher, and more. The fronts feature nice designs, and the backs have names and/or numbers. My favorite is the Stormtrooper tee (I know, shocking) because the back features the number 77.

My only gripe is that the smallest size they offer is medium, and medium in men’s clothing doesn’t always fit ladies. Darnit.

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What do you do to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Final Fantasy? You dress up the characters from Final Fantasy XIII-2 in high-end fashion from Prada. No, really, that’s what you do. At least, that’s what the people at Arena Homme+ are going to do in their latest issue. Don’t be so surprised. All the really hard-core gamers are wearing Prada these days.

See more Final Fantasy characters in Prada’s 2012 Spring menswear collection after the jump…

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Boldly go where no tie has gone before with this licensed Star Trek tie clip. It will keep your tie out of the warp core and where it belongs: safely secured to your uniform. It’s flashy, but still classy enough to wear to even the most conservative work enironment. Though you certainly can wear this tie clip with your finest Star Trek tie, consider just dressing up a non-nerd tie. They need love, too.

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Your new suit is not as Doctor Who ready as it could be. Even if you happen to be wearing a replica of David Tennant’s Tenth Doctor suit, it could be improved with TARDIS cufflinks. These tiny police call boxes were made from a three dimensional piece for a model train set. With a saw and paint, they became these subtle and attractive accessories. They make me want to wear a suit.

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