Although not quite as disturbing as foot pajamas for adults, these Underoo-style briefs for men are right up there. Available in Batman and Superman versions. An additional image is pictured after the break.

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It may sound like an excuse, and it may actually just be an excuse, but if you have to cook for a group of people out in the blazing sun, you may as well get free license to drink all the beer you want. The apron just validates you.

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These Marvel cufflinks let you accessorize your formal wear with three of the coolest superheroes ever made: Wolverine, Spiderman and Captain America. You know they are great superheroes when they have multiple movies out and have made a ton of money. Only Captain America has been left in the dust, there has never been a decent movie with him in it yet.

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Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).

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You may seem a little shady wearing your hoodie with a showgirl bending over on front. If they only knew that the back of the hoodie showed the same bent over showgirl from a rear view. Very classy.

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I bet this is one chicken that would rather be on the grill.

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It’s a little weird, but a woman wearing Nintendo Wii-themed pajamas would be kind of sexy in a bizarre way that I don’t fully understand. But on a guy? It just doesn’t seem right—but then again, we have seen worse.

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Sure, you can get a tie with a picture of the Mona Lisa printed on it. But that is not nearly as much fun as completing the masterpiece yourself. You have to figure that with it being set up as a paint by numbers picture you could get almost the same results yourself. Or you can just wear the tie and let others paint it while you wear it. You have to love a product with so many options available.

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The Wooldom is like a condom, only it doesn’t come out only when fun times are about to begin. This piece of apparel comes out when it is cold and frostbite may be an issue. I mean, I can take losing a toe to the cold, but we have to draw the line somewhere.

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You know you’ve been thoroughly desensitized to the business of death when you start to turn it into a lifestyle. Such is the case with these hearse cufflinks, tie bar, and stick pin. Described as having a “fun, bubbly vibe” and being “a great gift for anyone in the funeral biz”, they’re perfect for turning yourself into the used car salesman of the mortician circuit. You can use them as a conversation starter during those dull embalming procedures, or to lighten the mood next time you deal with a grieving family. All three are hand painted and offer a 3D retro 60’s style hearse design. Additional photos are available after the break.

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