Neck Noose: Feeling Tied Down
When tied around your neck this tie looks like a single piece of rope restraining you. Luckily, the rope has frayed and broken so that you have a little freedom. After 5 PM and you get to leave work anyway. Until then that frayed end may as well be tied to your desk for all […]
Firehose Thong For Men: I’ll Put Out That Fire Ma’am
Hey ladies! I see you looking at me in this thong thinking hot, sexy thoughts. How’s about I put out that fire with my hose? Yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ bout. But first, lemme hit the bathroom quick. Oh don’t worry—I’ll be back soon. I don’t even have to take my underwear off this […]
Safe Sex Shirt: Condiments Are Important
Even those with a poor vocabulary or spelling ability need good advice. Some will get the humor while others will get a piece of advice they may otherwise have missed. Be sure your partner has the right idea of condiment in mind when the time comes. It may get a little messy otherwise.
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I’m With Stupid Sweatshirt
Everyone understands the truth this sweatshirt so boldly points out. As far as I am concerned this is just like truth in advertising. Not that you won’t be accused of being a jerk for acting that way, but they can’t say you didn’t warn them.
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Psycho Novelty Crime Tie
You don’t own a real power tie until you have this one. They can talk about bold patterns and colors all they want, but nothing says that you have the upper hand like making them think they could become just another crime statistic if things don’t go well. Nothing like a little fear to get […]
Clarinet Shape Necktie
Novelty pictures on ties are a dime a dozen. But how many of them actually take the shape of the item they are picturing. This Clarinet Tie actually has the shape of a clarinet. Short of being able to play a tune on it, this is probably the best Clarinet Tie I have seen. Someone […]
Baseball Cufflinks
All these cufflinks need is some small magnetic men that you can arrange in any way you like. You can recreate Buckner’s slight error in the ‘86 Series or keep track of your kid’s Little League game. Yet one more way to ignore all those around you while fulfilling you familial obligations.
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Marine Desert Digital: Semper Tie
Your co-workers may wonder what kind of pattern is on this tie. It looks pixellated and random, there is no real pattern at all. That is exactly as it should be since it is digital camouflage like the Marines clothing. You may not be able to tell with this blue shirt, but if you had […]
The Men’s Underwear Repair Kit Keeps Your Junk Nice and Snug
Personally, I don’t mind picking up new boxers every so often—but there are plenty of guys out there who hold onto them until they can be accurately described as “vintage.” If you are one of them, or you know someone who is, this underwear repair kit is equipped with everything you need to keep things […]
Quick Tie: And You Thought Clip-Ons Were Bad
As you can see from the image, the Quick-Tie is not really a tie at all. In reality, it is a “tie silhouette” that easily hooks around the wearer’s neck. If clip-on ties are associated with laziness and a lack of class, where does that leave this thing?
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