From the category archives:
Your baby will be the baddest ass on the playground with this baby set. No Wiggle scrap for your baby, skulls and crossbones will harden him to the hard world he has been born into. Also helpful for those men that want to take the baby out but don’t want flowery little baby accessories.
Product Page ($24.95AU, about $23 US)
Don’t put too much pressure on your baby. Life will stress her out soon enough, let her just relax for a few years. This Hippie-In-Training Snapsuit will put her on that road to easy living. Nothing like a little non-conformism to bring the blood pressure down a few notches. Should anyone really care that she doesn’t shave her underarms? She can’t even feed herself, it is probably not wise to ask her to shave.
Product Page ($28)
Get that baby off to a fast start in the technology field with this keyboard bib. he can get used to seeing all the keys although he will have to be taught that a real keyboard is not meant to be spit up on. They will likely forget that rule at college, but hopefully you can at least keep the training intact while they are living at your house.
Product Page ($8)
In case your kid has not learned exactly where pee and poo come from, this pair of underwear will help. Use it in potty training if they have not already gotten the idea which is which. It is hard to master the process if you don’t know the terms. Too bad they don’t have any in adult sizes, I can think of some blog editors that these might be very useful for.
If you need something a little more tangible, maybe you should try the Pee and Poo Dolls.
Product Page ($12)
It is enough that you have to get the baby’s food ready, feed him and then clean up the dishes afterward. But it gets a bit tiresome when half the food ends up in their hair, leading to yet one more thing to wash. You put a bib on them to keep their clothes clean, put a Crumb Cap on their head to keep that clean. They won’t realize how silly they look until they see the pictures years later. At that point their therapist will have to deal with it rather than you.
Product Page ($7.95)
A not so subtle reminder that the baby needs to be changed regularly. Done with an intuitive interface design that Apple itself is usually proud of. If only Apple could infuse some of their functionality into it.
Product Page ($24.95)
The Pac Man belt not quite doing it for you? Maybe this Pac-Man Plush-Head will be more your speed. Instead of just having a small picture of Pac Man, you can wear this hood and pretty much be Pac Man. Just how cool will your friends think you are when you are wearing this?
Product Page ($24.99)
The picture may look amusing at first, but are you really going to be wearing this Tuxedo thong? Particularly with the tails? Anyone else can either love them or hate them, but I would put some money on the latter. How could anyone take you seriously when you come waltzing out of the bathroom wearing this?
Product Page ($19.95)
Sure, this watch is handmade using the black keys of vintage keyboards —which is somewhat geeky. However, the sleek look of the design makes it an interesting fashion statement for anyone with good taste in jewelry.
Product Page ($1150
Your baby drools. You know it and the baby knows it as well. So putting this uniquely drool shaped bib on them is not poking fun at them, but just acknowledging the truth. If it happens to give you a giggle every time you see it, then that is just a side benefit.
Product Page ($9.99)
