Fashionably Geek » Kid’s Apparel

Apple Mac And Cheese Twin Jumper Set

Jeff Chenkus — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:32:22 +0000

Send your twins out in this set of jumpers that gives the Mac wearer a friend in Cheese, as opposed to his mortal enemy PC. It doesn’t really tell anyone which is the evil twin, but it does tell them which prefers technology over food.

Product Page ($36)

Paper Bag Hat Makes Your Kid Look Like a Bum

Sean Fallon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:03:18 +0000

Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.

Product Page ($20)

Motorcycle Jacket Romper

Jeff Chenkus — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:10:50 +0000

Give your baby that bad ass look by dressing him in this Motorcycle Jacket Romper. It will give him a leg up in life starting out as the bad ass Jimmy Dean type. No one will be giving him a hard time on the playground.

Product Page ($24.95)

Babies Love Porn Too

Sean Fallon — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:52:06 +0000

That’s right, even babies love porn. Start em on the path to creepiness early with this “I Heart Porn” bib.

Product Page ($11)

Even Robots Poop

Jeff Chenkus — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:00:08 +0000

This picture of a robot and his droppings on a baby is perfect since you know how many times a day you have to change its diaper. It is also good fun at your defenseless baby’s expense. At least take a picture so the baby can get a good laugh at it later in life.

Product Page ($28)

Bling Bibs: For The Alpha Dog Of Pre-School

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:05:03 +0000

Putting something like a drooly bib on a kid is just setting him up for a life of being pounded by bullies. Start him on the alpha male path with a nice Bling Bib. The dollar sign ones will certainly achieve that, the model with the tie is akin to putting a “Kick Me” sign on his back.

Product Page (£9.99, about $20)

Super Snapsuit

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:00:24 +0000

Baby pictures always seem to come back to bite you when you are a teenager. For some reason parents love to trot out the most embarrassing stuff to show your new girlfriend. Wouldn’t you much rather if they had nothing but pictures of you in your super snapsuit? This will be one of the few times you look cool in a cape.

Product Page ($29.95)

Puppet Bibs

Jeff Chenkus — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:05:21 +0000

Getting a gift like this is like getting two gifts. Folded it up it is a finger puppet to entertain the children just making their day a bit more enjoyable. Unwrap it and it is a bib to make your life just a little bit easier. And we both know that the kid is not the only one enjoying that finger puppet.

Product Page ($28)

Fire and Rescue Raincoat with Hat

Jeff Chenkus — Tue, 20 May 2008 04:04:48 +0000

If your kids like playing a little dress up, dressing them up as a respected member of your community is a few steps above something like a movie star. There may not be the glamour, but there is the satisfaction of fulfilling a community need for a pittance of salary. No money, no glamour, just a cool looking raincoat. With a hat, of course.

Product Page ($45)

Baby Nursing Snapsuit

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 15 May 2008 04:05:03 +0000

Being a new parent can be confusing no matter how much education you have had. Putting the instructions right onto the baby will make your life just that much easier. This snapsuit covers one of the more important lessons that is better to be told than learn by experience. Your baby will thank you.

Product Page ($24)