From the category archives:
You know, I would call any neckwear that will not offer me an exact price for its cost a Priceless Necklace. It is all well and good that this plain, metal necklace comes packaged on a cute piece of cardboard, but in the end what it tells me is that your future mate was trying to get off as cheaply as possible.
Product Page (£19.95, about $33)
Not only is this cube ring handmade and finished in gunmetal, it will also make your finger look like a garbage barge transporting a huge load of used tissue boxes… Stylish!
Product Page: ($500)
If your afterlife starts on a little staircase ring worn on someone’s wiping hand, my guess is you didn’t make it to Heaven.
Product Page: ($89)
Shadow puppets are normally a last ditch effort to entertain yourself during a power outage. However, the inspiration drawn from these pendants and pins may awaken your inner nerd, resulting in a battle of wills over the flashlight. Check out the additional designs on the product page.
Product Page: (Prices Vary)
What do you give the biggest asshole you know? How about a gold toilet necklace (that’s actually made from cheap brass) and have their name inscribed under the seat. An additional image is available after the break.
With its own set of hands clutching the oval Aquamarine center as if to say “Don’t steal me”, this eighteen karat yellow and white gold fantasy ring sports a lengthy list of credentials to justify the $36,000 price tag, including first place Saul Bell award in 2006, publication in the book “Masters”, as well as being the source of inspiration for a line of jewelry sold worldwide. However, people who don’t care for jewelry will probably just see a pair of hands holding a fancy salad spinner.
Product Page: ($36,000)
When your Bentley and Tuscan Villa aren’t around to show how much money you have, hideous jewelry is always there to fill the void. In this case you can choose several mansion designs that will keep you looking important while providing you with a mini-mansion should a game of “High Roller Monopoly” break out at the country club. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
Nothing says class like a bunch of partially smoked cigarettes hanging around a woman’s neck, and nothing turns a man on more than the potential for smoky kisses and yellow stained teeth. Strap on this beauty and invite men to the real flavor country.
Product Page: ($14.99)
Just when you thought there was nothing out there to spice up your look for the trailer park social, the smoke brooch steps in to save the day.
Product Page: (€16, or about $23.55)
If you want the ultimate accessory challenge this Halloween, try and find an outfit that compliments this massive mirrored silver and gold rib cage necklace. If you pull it off you’ll have won a major fashion victory and have the advantage of anti-food in the teeth security all night long. You can’t put a price on that.
Product Page: (£330, or about $548.24)
