Hot Shot! Camera Ring Will Make Them Smile
Carrying a camera around with you all day long can get really tiresome. This ring will let you carry it around with no effort whatsoever. It will do you no good if you want to take a picture, but you can never have everything.
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Housekey Ring Won’t Open Any Lock
Unless you are a lot stronger than the average person, having this key on your finger will not help you get into your house when you are locked out. It does specify that Duplication is Prohibited so you shouldn’t find anyone else that has the same ring.
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This Skeleton Is Literally Hanging From Your Neck
This skeleton hanging from your necklace is a bit ironic. You wear him around your neck while he is hanging by his. The weird thing is, was he hung and is still hanging there after decomposing or did you really try to hang a skeleton?
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Smiley Peanut Butter and Jelly Earrings
These smiley PB&J earrings will put a smile on your face as well. They take you back to a simpler time when all that mattered was food, fun and friends. A little bit of school work was involved too, but that was a small price to pay for having everything else handed to us.
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Gold Jeweled Crown Ring: You Are the New King of the Smurfs
Who would use a crown this tiny? The Smurfs maybe? What did you do—take Smurf Village by force, send Papa Smurf into exile and steal the crown for yourself? That’s cold man…real cold.
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The Hypnotist Necklace
Her fine porcelain face is very alluring, but I just can’t stop staring at those eyes. Suddenly I am starting to feel verrrry sleepy…
You know how the rest of it goes. Once you are hypnotized you will be made to pretend you are a dog or whatever else amuses the hypnotist at that particular point. [...]
James Bond: Algerian Love Knot Necklace Prop
Apparently, the Algerian love knot necklace Vesper Lynd wore in Casino Royale also plays a role in the upcoming Bond film Quantum of Solace. Prop replicas of the necklace are available, but I can’t promise it will make you look as ridiculously hot as actress Eva Green (pictured after the break).
Bad Girls Bracelet Gives You Something To Live Up To
Every little girl needs a role model. Some may choose world leaders or community activists. But not every girl wants to grow up with all that responsibility. Some want to live life a little rougher. For those there is this wonderful Bad Girls Bracelet. Let your little one aspire to be trailer trash or a [...]
Dinosaur Necklace is “T-Rex-tastic!”
Got a big date tonight? Dress to impress with this t-rex skeleton necklace. It throws a unique vibe out there that says “I am a complex person that may or may not have severe mental problems.”
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Indian Kama Sutra Rings
These Kama Sutra rings would be amusing if worn by your single male friend, a nightmare if you find your teenage daughter wearing it. It could be yet another way that your teenager teaches you a few new tricks.
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