Fashionably Geek » Jewelry

Brass Knuckles Are Just One Weapon In Your Necklace Arsenal

Sean Fallon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:58:02 +0000

This brass knuckle necklace won’t do you much good in a fight (unless you somehow manage to choke your opponent with it), but it definitely makes a fashion statement. Also available in tommy gun, straight razor, and butterfly knife versions.

Product Page: Brass Knuckles ($53) Tommy Gun ($53) Straight Razor ($57) Butterfly Knife ($57)

Collar Necklace Makes Any Shirt Acceptable

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:00:59 +0000

This unique necklace will add a collar to every shirt you wear, including a couple button accents on the front. You won’t have any more worries about whether your choice of restaurant or golf course requires a collared shirt. Made of rare rhodium metal which, considering the cost of this necklace, is just slightly less expensive than adamantium.

Product Page ($450)

Astrological Stand Gives You a Hand With Your Jewelry

Sean Fallon — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:36:31 +0000

Actually, it gives you a hand and a palm reading. The markings on this ceramic jewelry stand are astrological palm reading notations.

Product Page ($18)

Shake It Ring: Wear Your Favorite Spice Dispenser

Jeff Chenkus — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:00:35 +0000

For some, life without salt would be a life not worth living. Any one of those people would be proud to wear this ring and remind them of the yummy addition of salt to any food they are eating. The adjustable ring means you can wear it on any finger you choose, making it a flexible piece of jewelry no matter what else you choose to wear.

Product Page ($5.99)

Leather Origami Ring For Finger Gifts

Jonathan Fallon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:56:12 +0000

This leather origami ring is perfect for letting people know that an invitation to pull or smell your finger is really a gift… To yourself.

Product Page: ($131)

It’s a Triangle, and a Ring

Jonathan Fallon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:22:40 +0000

Whether you want to propose to a Toblerone bar, have an unhealthy obsession with billiard racks, or you just think your ring finger needs some space from the always misbehaving middle finger, this triangle ring can make it happen.

Product Page: (£109, or about $180.97)

Your Bladder As A Fashion Accessory

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:00:03 +0000

If there is anything that I think we can all agree on it is that a happy bladder is a great thing. Share your happy bladder with all those around you with this lovely pin. It makes no difference what occasion you are wearing it for, if your bladder is happy, then you are happy. And if the bladder is not happy, then no one is happy.

Product Page ($4.99)

Tattoo Guy Earrings Set Your Standards

Jonathan Fallon — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:17:02 +0000

Wearing these earrings will be like having a portable classified ad which basically says: “Clip art lover seeking mustachioed, tattooed Victorian-era male who doesn’t know when to say when. Incredibly thick neck preferred.”

Product Page: ($25)

Barbed Wire Ring Births Awkward Conversation

Jonathan Fallon — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:27:28 +0000

This barbed wire ring is the perfect accessory to ease people into a conversation about your time in prison.

Product Page: ($195)

Skull Ring Bearer Pillow Hammers Home ”’Til Death Do Us Part”

Sean Fallon — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:35:56 +0000

If you are trying to hammer home the idea of “’til death do us part” to your significant other at the altar, this pillow will send a message with your wedding bands that is loud and clear.

Product Page ($28)