From the category archives:
Whether you want to propose to a Toblerone bar, have an unhealthy obsession with billiard racks, or you just think your ring finger needs some space from the always misbehaving middle finger, this triangle ring can make it happen.
Product Page: (£109, or about $180.97)
If there is anything that I think we can all agree on it is that a happy bladder is a great thing. Share your happy bladder with all those around you with this lovely pin. It makes no difference what occasion you are wearing it for, if your bladder is happy, then you are happy. And if the bladder is not happy, then no one is happy.
Product Page ($4.99)
Wearing these earrings will be like having a portable classified ad which basically says: “Clip art lover seeking mustachioed, tattooed Victorian-era male who doesn’t know when to say when. Incredibly thick neck preferred.”
Product Page: ($25)
This barbed wire ring is the perfect accessory to ease people into a conversation about your time in prison.
Product Page: ($195)
If you are trying to hammer home the idea of “’til death do us part” to your significant other at the altar, this pillow will send a message with your wedding bands that is loud and clear.
Product Page ($28)
You know, I would call any neckwear that will not offer me an exact price for its cost a Priceless Necklace. It is all well and good that this plain, metal necklace comes packaged on a cute piece of cardboard, but in the end what it tells me is that your future mate was trying to get off as cheaply as possible.
Product Page (£19.95, about $33)
Not only is this cube ring handmade and finished in gunmetal, it will also make your finger look like a garbage barge transporting a huge load of used tissue boxes… Stylish!
Product Page: ($500)
If your afterlife starts on a little staircase ring worn on someone’s wiping hand, my guess is you didn’t make it to Heaven.
Product Page: ($89)
Shadow puppets are normally a last ditch effort to entertain yourself during a power outage. However, the inspiration drawn from these pendants and pins may awaken your inner nerd, resulting in a battle of wills over the flashlight. Check out the additional designs on the product page.
Product Page: (Prices Vary)
What do you give the biggest asshole you know? How about a gold toilet necklace (that’s actually made from cheap brass) and have their name inscribed under the seat. An additional image is available after the break.
