Harley Biker Stache Necklace
Your typical necklace mounted moustache is missing one very important part: the soul patch. This Harley biker inspired necklace will give you that true bad ass look whenever you decide it is required. Looking mean may keep you out of what would otherwise be real trouble.
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Space Invaders Iced-Out Blingwear
In celebration of the 30th anniversary of Space Invaders, Blingvaders has released an iced-out neckchain for fans with retro tastes in both games and jewelry. Plus, it can be had for only $20.
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Zipper Hoops Earrings
Stylish and a little on the punk side but still reasonable for work, these Zipper Hoops will add a little flair to that otherwise restrictive work outfit. You can never have enough zippers in your wardrobe.
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Going Green Is Not Always Pretty
Going green is the current cause célèbre, so if you are on the pro-green side you may want to really be sure you examine what you wish for. There can be unintended complications as this necklace illustrates.
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Bread Necklace: An Ode To Mold
“Schoolhouse Rock” characters collide with bread and a leper colony of mountain folk in an explosion of inspiration and artistic expression resulting in this pseudo-70’s backwoods slice of mold with one giant toofus. The best part? You can take him home and let him bounce between your breasts for $30… Any takers?
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Super Mario 3 Necklace Keeps The Cartridge Close To Your Heart
If you have a special place in your heart for the third installment of the Super Mario Bros franchise, this necklace will serve as a reminder of all the good times you shared. Plus, it is way more discreet than the actual cartridge you have dangling from your neck Flavor Flav-style.
Product Page ($16)
Meow Cat Sunglasses
If you have a crazy cat lady in your neighborhood or just like cats more than most humans, these sunglasses will be perfect for you. When worn they look a bit odd, but when folded up and hanging by the included cord they give a perfect picture of a cat. I would consider them a [...]
Cigarette Butt Charm Necklace
Now that smokers are being ostracized like the lepers in their day, publicly smoking is not going to win you any friends. You can wear this cigarette butt necklace inside your shirt to quietly support the cause or proudly display it to show your disagreement with the government’s intrusion into your personal life. Ironically enough [...]
These Boobs Are Open For Business
Whether you are breast feeding or warding off strange guys at bars, this reversible open/closed necklace will clearly display the status of your boobs.
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Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Ring
Even though you may have a thing for Jason Voorhees, you won’t be able to get away with wearing a hockey mask at all times. You can, however, get away with wearing this intricately formed ring that has the exact same design. You will have to wait until October to get it, but that seems [...]
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