From the category archives:
Okay, I tried to pass off the Kinekt gear ring as a wedding band, but even I have to draw the line at these monster rings from Undead Ed. Unless you want to be married in the eyes of Satan, I would steer clear of these. A gallery is available after the break—I even threw in some monster bracelets for good measure.
Indeed, this necklace says a lot about the wearer. The silhouette says “I like to read”, The vinyl material says “I’m into retro stuff”, the fact that it’s recycled vinyl says “I’m into the environment” and the expression on her face says “stop staring at my boobs.”
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This stump ring can be customized to include any two sets of initials carved into a heart on the side, but you don’t want to do it yourself. These rings have a mean side that only certified stump ring tamers can handle. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out the video after the break.
I will be getting married later this year and looking for wedding bands is definitely on the to do list. If the Kinekt ring was made in some other material besides stainless steel I might actually consider it—only to be laughed at and shot down brutally by my fiancee. It’s probably just as well—I can see myself developing some sort of OCD disorder from obsessively playing with the working gears all day.
This guitar necklace with a pick holder will keep you prepared in the event of spontaneous rocking.
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While most have a cool animal or inanimate object on which to base their superhero persona, the second-tier superheroes had to settle on less glamorous names like : TV Man, Flowerpot Man, Toothbrush Man, Athletic Shoes Man, Flush Man & Strawberry Man to name a few. Now that they’re immortalized as necklaces, you can check out the full range of forgotten ones. Some of the best are pictured after the break.
These remind me of a science teacher I once had who wore a ring with a lion head on it which she named and spoke with on a regular basis. I’m sure she would be thrilled to learn that her fingers can now appear nine times more ferocious by adding these beauties to her jewelry zoo. A wide variety of animal head rings are available on the product page.
Product Page: ($75 each)
Avatar cost like half a billion dollars to make and market—show your support by dropping $11 on replica RDA (Resources Development Administration) dog tags. It’s wearable of course, and you can even add in your personal details.
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Beautiful Portland, Maine gives the world schools, art museums, historic lighthouses, and a business that offers hand crafted black oxidized 24″ solid silver chains, each sporting an authentic antique ivory “F*ck Yeah” scrimshaw… F*CK YEAH!
Product Page: ($298)
They may have no organs or skin, but these skeletons have not forgotten what their favorite activity was when they were still alive. The top skeleton on the ring is movable which makes it much more lifelike, although lifelike may not be the best adjective for a skeleton.
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