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These Hoodies Have “Gamer” Written All Over Them

Sean Fallon — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:27:21 +0000

Well, not literally—but a hoodie that is completely covered in controllers gets the point across loud and clear. A “Gamer Medley” version is pictured after the break.

Product Page: Controllers / Medley ($70)

R2-D2 Hoodie Meets Your Halloween Costume Requirements

Sean Fallon — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:32:02 +0000

Not only does it keep you warm, this R2-D2 hoodie doubles as a great Halloween costume.

Product Page ($92 / XL sizes only via Technabob)

Marc Ecko Halo Master Chief Hoodie

Sean Fallon — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:40:34 +0000

Marc Ecko has added to his geektastic lineup of hoodies with the limited edition Halo Master Chief model. Not the kind of thing I would spend my $88 on, but I’m sure there are plenty of gamer nerds out there ready to throw good taste (and good money) to the wind on this one. Hit the break to check out additional images.

Product Page ($88 via ChipChick via Likecool)

I Love Popcorn Porn

Sean Fallon — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:34:52 +0000

Hot and steamy popcorn…with a little butter lube. It’s like an orgy in my mouth.

Product Page (Styles Vary)

Mummies Just Want Your Toilet Paper

Sean Fallon — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:49:43 +0000

As you will see after the break, the mummy’s obsession with toilet paper can create some very awkward moments.

Product Page (Also Available in Shirt and Tote Bag Styles)

Oh God, It’s a Two Person Snuggie

Sean Fallon — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:23:19 +0000

Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.

Product Page ($350)

Reversible Sweatshirt Reflects Your Mood

Sean Fallon — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:41:37 +0000

The big, dumb looking face on the inside and the outside of this sweatshirt is intended to reflect happiness and sadness—but the “sad” face seems a bit off. To me, the emotion looks more like horror and revulsion—like it walked in on it’s parents having sex or something.

Product Page ($44)

T-Rex’s Busy Day

Sean Fallon — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:53:57 +0000

Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park. It didn’t work out so well.

Product Page ($39)

The Weirdest High Five

Sean Fallon — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:40:19 +0000

Apes and sharks high fiving? Unless I stumble into the woods one day and find a squirrel and a giraffe fist-bumping, I think I have seen it all.

Product Page ($38)

Ninjas Can’t Catch You If You Are On Fire

Sean Fallon — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:22:18 +0000

Well, it’s not that ninjas can’t catch you—but when their target is on fire, they have little reason to try.

Product Page ($40)