From the category archives:

Jackets and Sweaters

controllers zip hoodie

Well, not literally—but a hoodie that is completely covered in controllers gets the point across loud and clear. A “Gamer Medley” version is pictured after the break.

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r2-d2-hoodie

Not only does it keep you warm, this R2-D2 hoodie doubles as a great Halloween costume.

Product Page ($92 / XL sizes only via Technabob)

halo hoodie

Marc Ecko has added to his geektastic lineup of hoodies with the limited edition Halo Master Chief model. Not the kind of thing I would spend my $88 on, but I’m sure there are plenty of gamer nerds out there ready to throw good taste (and good money) to the wind on this one. Hit the break to check out additional images.

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hot and steamy popcorn sexHot and steamy popcorn…with a little butter lube. It’s like an orgy in my mouth.

Product Page (Styles Vary)

mummies-hoodie-toilet-paper

As you will see after the break, the mummy’s obsession with toilet paper can create some very awkward moments.

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two person snuggie

Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.

Product Page ($350)

mood changing reversable sweatshirtThe big, dumb looking face on the inside and the outside of this sweatshirt is intended to reflect happiness and sadness—but the “sad” face seems a bit off. To me, the emotion looks more like horror and revulsion—like it walked in on it’s parents having sex or something.

Product Page ($44)

t-rex busy day

Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park. It didn’t work out so well.

Product Page ($39)

shark ape high five hoodie

Apes and sharks high fiving? Unless I stumble into the woods one day and find a squirrel and a giraffe fist-bumping, I think I have seen it all.

Product Page ($38)

ninja-fire-hoodie

Well, it’s not that ninjas can’t catch you—but when their target is on fire, they have little reason to try.

Product Page ($40)