Become a Proud Member of the Association of Sasquatch Seekers (ASS-HAT)

The Association of Sasquatch Seekers is looking for a few good men and women to fill their ranks. So, the next time someone calls you an asshat, you can hold your head high and say “Yes, yes I am!”
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Products That Should Exist But Don’t: The Bathroom Sombrero

While tracking down content for Fashionably Geek, I often conjure up products in my mind only to discover that they either don’t exist or are extremely hard to find. From here on out, mock-ups of these products will be collected in a new feature dubbed “Products That Should Exist But Don’t.” For the first installment [...]

The Escher Sketch Takes Matters Into Its Own Hands

Much like M.C. Escher’s “Drawing Hands,” the Escher Sketch doesn’t waste time relying on your pathetic artistic skills. If you want squiggly lines done right, sometimes you just need to do it yourself.
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Laser Safety Cap Protects Your Remaining Good Eye

Back in the day, I remember my shop teacher getting pissed on a regular basis because we got a kick out of shining this giant bulky laser pointer on his head while he talked. It was probably no more powerful than a modern keychain laser pointer, but he was always quick to point out that [...]

Urinal and Roses Hat Makes a Deep Statement About Toilet Humor

According to the designer:
Public reference to bodily functions is taboo in many cultures. This genre also sees substantial crossover with sexual humor, such as penis jokes. Many researchers interpret toilet humor as a rejection of society’s demand to reject the taboo. Laughing at toilet humor is thus seen as an act of rebellion.
So, if any [...]

iTeabag: Don’t Go Drinking With Someone Wearing This Hat

Here is a tip for you—don’t go drinking with a guy wearing this iTeabag hat. Chances are you will wake up with a weird taste in your mouth and a unflattering picture or two on the internet.
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Ying Yang Coffee Hat is a Bunch of Starbucks Hippie Crap

When you start seeing ancient Chinese symbols in your coffee, it is time to pull over the van and put down the bong. This is especially true if you wear a hat like this.
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Mohawk Drink Helmet

Beer hats/helmets are not new. But none of the others that have been offered in the past make such a bold personal statement as this one does. From a distance of a couple hundred yards away no one will be able to tell that you have a flesh colored helmet with fake hair, they will [...]

Nintendo 64 and Sega Dreamcast Trucker Caps

Old school gamers like myself have fond memories of playing Mario / Goldeneye on the 64 and NFL2K1 / DOA II on the Dreamcast—although those memories are not fond enough to make me want one of these hideous retro trucker caps. The Dreamcast version is pictured after the break.

Star Wars Election ‘08: Candidates Geeks Can Believe In

Having trouble deciding who to vote for in the upcoming Presidential election? Maybe it is time to throw your support behind a candidate you can truly believe in. All of your favorite Star Wars characters are in the running and they have a full line of campaign merchandise from shirts and mousepads, to bumper stickers [...]

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