From the category archives:
This hat is a simple way to get that very cool, one star look that Paul Stanley of Kiss made famous without having to put a bunch of black makeup all over your face. Taking the hat off to lose the look is also a lot easier than removing a gob of greasy black gook.
Product Page ($19.99)
Gi Joe and Cobra Tossel Caps will keep you warm this winter. They will also insulate you from the affection of females. Now you know…and knowing is half the battle. The Cobra version is available after the break.
Halloween is just around the corner, and if you’re lazy about costumes one of these fitted Muppet baseball caps and an appropriately-colored t-shirt might be all you need. Available in Kermit, Gonzo and Animal varieties (pictured after the break).
Want some dreadlocks that are attached to a hat, which is also a giant polyester squid, which can also double as a pillow? Sure! Don’t we all? However, the down side is that from now on your opinions on any subject will most likely be met with: “like I’m going to listen to someone who wears a giant squid on their head”.
Product Page: ($49.99)
Remember, the tacos don’t control you—you are the taco pack leader. Just don’t get caught talking to your food at Taco Bell. Some people may interpret that kind of behavior as insane.
Product Page ($12)
Even if the Kwik-E-Mart existed, I wouldn’t be too quick to work or even shop there. I’ve seen the show—it’s ground zero for food poisoning and gunfire. The reverse image is available after the break.
The Barbarian is advertised as the “bloodiest motorcycle helmet ever”—I have no doubt about that. In fact, should you ever crash you just might add a little of your own blood to mix. After all, this helmet is probably not DOT certified.
Product Page ($175)
“All I did was ask Wolverine for his autograph, and look what that bastard did to my hat! I should have realized he was an asshole after looking at his pissed off mug embroidered on the front.” An additional image is available after the break.
With the era of Kangaroos and fanny packs smouldering on the ash heap of fads gone by, the time has come to trailblaze a new style of clothing that can store your shit. But where? The shoes, pants and shirt are old news, so obviously that led designers to view noggin wear as the last bastion of pocket virginity. With the cap-sac, you get a zipper pouch/hat hybrid and a wide variety of bright neon shades that will serve you well as a visual when you inevitably have to chase down some thief who grabs it off your head.
Product Page: ($12.99)
Be the envy of the truck stop with this cap that comes straight from the Adult Swim Squidbillies series. It’s the perfect accessory to match the wifebeater, six pack of Busch and the stack of hardcore porn magazines you keep with you on the road.
Product Page ($12)
