Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.

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If you want your head look like a giant cupcake, prepare to hear that as a lame pickup line at least once.

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This hat may exist to make a statement about second amendment rights, but it will also mock and threaten the real enemy… Hat thieves.

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Your forecast cap may not get much attention from the ladies, but everyone that realizes bad weather can affect their life will certainly be paying attention to what it predicts. Whatever you feel the future weather to be can be shown by this cap. It offers you the choice of predicting rain, wind, thunderstorms or sun. You would hope that inaccurate predictions would not be held against you just like they don’t seem to be held against your local forecaster.  Check out the alternate forecasts for you to attach after the break.

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Ever since you read your first Curious George story you have probably been dying to find out how you could dress as stylishly as the man in the yellow hat. The first, obvious step would be to get yourself a rather large yellow hat. This felt hat has the same somewhat oversized proportions as those you find in the books and the banding clearly identifies it as a product related to Curious George. Add a yellow suit and some tall, brown boots and you will have the complete look.

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With winter fast approaching, you may want to nerd up your collection of warm clothing. We recommend this 80% wool, 20% nylon yarn knit hat which will make your head look like it’s being slowly consumed snake-style by a raccoon. You may look stupid, but you’ll enjoy the warmth of braided-tie earflaps and fleece inner lining. It’s a trade-off.

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Actually, you probably wouldn’t want to rob a bank with a Punisher, Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America or Wolverine ski mask. The name of the game is to try not and leave clues—and wearing one of these automatically profiles you as a huge nerd. The full set is pictured after the break.

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If you trust your underwear to protect those parts of you which you consider most dear, then there is no reason to give your head any less protection. In addition to the UV protection it affords you, Underware provides a useful yet minimal amount of protection. You may find that the front exit of these underpants are a bit less useful when worn on the head.

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Well, not exactly “streaks.” He does have the decency to keep his underwear on at least.

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If you’ve ever worn a hat like this, you’ll know that they’re great for noggin warmth, but constantly decorated with repeating patterns of  snowflakes, deer, or something else that’s unlikely to earn you any cool points.  So when you have to choose, you might as well just reach for the friggin’ stars and grab R2-D2. Anyway, it’s about time you let the nerd within out for some public Star Wars pride.

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