Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.
From the category archives:
Hats
Hit the bank, or the slopes wearing one of these stylish ski masks. Go as a hamburger, werewolf, clown or Jesus. Maybe you and your crew can mix and match—although it’s more difficult for a teller to take you seriously when the bank is being robbed by a burger and Jesus. It might also lead to some unwanted nicknames in the local press. I can picture it now: “The Jesusburger Gang strikes again!”
You remember Dick Towel the towel (NSFW) don’t you? Well now you can show your support for towels with dicks with this sharp-looking hat. Remember, Fashionably Geek and Nerd Approved readers get 25% off their total Dick Towel order with the promo code “dick11.”
Product Page ($10)
Thanks to these animal hats, you can find out what a vast array of animals would look like if their noggins were used as headwear. They are customizable according to type of yarn, color and size, and you can choose from a variety of “fish eating my head” or “don’t go hunting wearing me” designs. Check out the gallery of additional styles after the break.
Could the blah hat mean that the wearer is ready to consider supporting a team other than the Dodgers? Could be, but if you decide to find out, don’t mention the word “Phillies” .
Product Page: ($60)
Since giving roses is a little too soft, bikers like to say “I love you” with bandana blooms. Keep them in a vase and, when you are ready, unravel the “flower” and wear it with your favorite leather jacket.
Produce Page ($14)
Fans of the Evangelion anime series can now pre-order Nerv and Eva-01 edition helmets for shipment starting in January. Even if you have no idea what the Evangelion series is all about, that Nerv helmet still looks pretty badass.
I’m sure plenty of you would love to get bombarded with batter-dipped and fried wieners from above. Whether you are willing to wear a hat about it is another story.
Product Page ($19)
Do nerds have a team now? Because designer JC de Castelbajac has a hat ready to go. I would be interested to see what the uniforms would be like, not to mention how a game might play out. Little pieces all over the field…nerds mouth breathing and collapsing before they get to second base. Sorry, even in imaginary baseball nerds can’t get past first base.
I wouldn’t go wearing this trucker cap unless you are, in fact, an ass-kicking trucker.
Product Page ($12)
