Dirty Larry Fedora Keeps That Pistol Handy
Carrying a weapon is good for self protection, but putting it out there for all to see seems like a better way to go. This fedora will keep anyone looking to do you harm at bay with its very clear illustration of a pistol.
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Propaganda Brain Shower Cap
Propaganda may be the brand name of this shower cap but it is also a a good description for this particular one. Making anyone think that there is actually a brain in your head could be called propaganda. Especially if they were to see you right after you wake up or after a night of [...]
Products That Should Exist But Don’t: Hair Helmets For Bikers
There is nothing like riding a motorcycle with the wind running through your hair. Unfortunately helmet laws prevent many riders from experiencing true freedom. The Hair Helmet would not only protect riders, it would also give them the 70’s hairstyle they have always wanted. I’m not sure if this product exists…but it should.
Become a Proud Member of the Association of Sasquatch Seekers (ASS-HAT)
The Association of Sasquatch Seekers is looking for a few good men and women to fill their ranks. So, the next time someone calls you an asshat, you can hold your head high and say “Yes, yes I am!”
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Products That Should Exist But Don’t: The Bathroom Sombrero
While tracking down content for Fashionably Geek, I often conjure up products in my mind only to discover that they either don’t exist or are extremely hard to find. From here on out, mock-ups of these products will be collected in a new feature dubbed “Products That Should Exist But Don’t.” For the first installment [...]
The Escher Sketch Takes Matters Into Its Own Hands
Much like M.C. Escher’s “Drawing Hands,” the Escher Sketch doesn’t waste time relying on your pathetic artistic skills. If you want squiggly lines done right, sometimes you just need to do it yourself.
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Laser Safety Cap Protects Your Remaining Good Eye
Back in the day, I remember my shop teacher getting pissed on a regular basis because we got a kick out of shining this giant bulky laser pointer on his head while he talked. It was probably no more powerful than a modern keychain laser pointer, but he was always quick to point out that [...]
Urinal and Roses Hat Makes a Deep Statement About Toilet Humor
According to the designer:
Public reference to bodily functions is taboo in many cultures. This genre also sees substantial crossover with sexual humor, such as penis jokes. Many researchers interpret toilet humor as a rejection of society’s demand to reject the taboo. Laughing at toilet humor is thus seen as an act of rebellion.
So, if any [...]
iTeabag: Don’t Go Drinking With Someone Wearing This Hat
Here is a tip for you—don’t go drinking with a guy wearing this iTeabag hat. Chances are you will wake up with a weird taste in your mouth and a unflattering picture or two on the internet.
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Ying Yang Coffee Hat is a Bunch of Starbucks Hippie Crap
When you start seeing ancient Chinese symbols in your coffee, it is time to pull over the van and put down the bong. This is especially true if you wear a hat like this.
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