Last year we featured Lion vs. Gazelle, Frog vs. Fly and Whale vs. Fish mittens, but this season Wolf vs. Sheep, Cat vs. Dog and Owl vs. Mouse have been added to the lineup.
Your hands couldn’t hate each other more—unless they come out with election year Republican vs. Democrat versions.
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You’ve seen silly bandz everywhere. Maybe you’ve bought them for yourself or someone else. But it’s not often a silly band can be both fun and informative.
Kikkerland had come out with a line of Kama Sutra Bands. Granted, you’re not going to want to trade them with your kids, but there’s some fun to be had on an adult level.
Tease your lover by wearing them out in public, or trade them for flirtation purposes. I’m sure you can think of something 
That’s right—fingerless gloves in the form of your favorite TMNT characters. Fingerless gloves aren’t just for bums and early ’80s Eddie Murphy stand-up routines anymore.
Speaking of TMNT, take a listen to this a capella version of the original cartoon theme. You’ll never get it out of your head. Sorry.
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Hmmm. I wonder if you left this mitt alone in a dark room, would it asexually reproduce into a mitt for your other hand? I mean, sometimes it takes two space slugs to lift a pot.
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Fashion isn’t just about making a statement; it’s also about providing important instructions for a number of different situations. Here are 10 fashions which will give you the knowledge needed to greet people in Italian, find your way around Tokyo, build a bong, and much more.
If someone is walking your way wearing any of the following items, it’s probably a good idea to walk the other way. If they are naked, its probably a better idea to run.
It won’t be able to heal wounds, but these new Go-Gloves will definitely put light right at your fingertips. Designed as work gloves, Go-Gloves feature LED lights on each hand that can be placed on one of four different attachment points. They also have added protection in the form of a reinforced foam-padded palm.
Having GPS integrated directly into your goggles is probably the best way to receive location data while barreling down the slopes, but having a GPS display on your glove is probably the next best thing. The upcoming Xplore.XGS from Zanier features a monochrome GPS display on the thumb of the glove, making it seem as though your are super stoked about your run down the mountain (thumbs up all the way!).
The gloves can be connected via USB to your computer in order to download data, and the fabric is Gore-Tex so your fingers and the electronics should stay warm and dry. Unfortunately, no pricing or release date information has been made available thus far.
(ISPO via Gadget Crave via Gizmodo)
Although you’ll enjoy the double whammy “hello” that you can give with the combination of a conventional wave and the added “Hi” printed on one of the mittens, the waning popularity of the high five coupled with the fact that mittens have a cool factor of zero means that the only high five action they will see will be with each other.
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Give these mittens to someone who is a rabid hand talker and prepare to never take them seriously again.
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