While probably just as illegal as brass knuckles, gloves with 8 ounces of steel sewn in are a little more inconspicuous. Match it with the SAP Cap to complete your ass-kicking ensemble.
Product Page ($25)
From the category archives:
Handwear
Admit it, you don’t have any skills in the kitchen. You might as well get an oven mitt that plays into the terror that your guests feel when you are cooking a meal.
Product Page ($14)
These gloves from Merino keep your hands warm and provide and instant mustachioed disguise.
Product Page ($95 via Hi + Low via BLTD)
Doing your outdoor chores would be a bit easier if you were a cyborg. That would take the whole human effort right out of the equation. Without being able to actually become a cyborg, these gloves will give you the illusion. Whatever it takes to get you to shovel the driveway.
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These 100% polyester work gloves have acrylic resin grips that can be worn on the palm or the back of your hand. They are described as “useful for protecting your hands and increasing your grip when doing chores, gardening, driving or sports”. They are also adorned with approximate finger lengths and other fun measurements that will awaken your inner math nerd. Pretty soon you’ll be distracted into letting opposing teams score additional points while you’re busy trying to teach yourself the metric system by staring at your gloves, or figuring out how long your finger is in centimeters just before cutting it off with a power tool.
Product Page: ($25.00 CAD or about $20.42)
There was no reason they had to make mittens out of spiders. The guy has eight legs, which is more than enough for a set of fingers. It does leave you plenty of appendages to slap people around with though. That makes the lack of fingers acceptable.
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This fleece armwarmer will keep your wrists and forearms toasty and allow die hard retro gamers to pass the time by pretending they’re SWATbots from Sonic the Hedgehog. These armwarmers coupled with your simulated laser noises are sure to make you an even bigger hit with the ladies than you already are.
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You’ve seen how well Jigsaw’s gauntlet was put to use in the first Saw movie. Now you can have the same self-protection wherever you go. Who isn’t going to feel a little safer with a large knife attached to their forearm?
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If the gloves you are currently wearing do nothing than keep your hands warm, then you are missing out on some better possibilities. This pair of gloves will allow you to play any one of a number of instruments just by using your fingertips. Being able to play the piano, organ, violin, trumpet, mandolin, music box, guitar or drum anywhere you choose is a liberating experience.
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