I think you can see why these beanies sold out quickly in the fancy purls Etsy shop. The good news is that they appear to take custom orders.
Check out the equally adorable Shrek version after the break.
Handwear
Since the winter is drawing to a close, you can only use your friendly Portal Companion Gloves for a short time, then you must euthanize them with fire to mark the return of Spring. Hopefully it will be back next year to help you through the cold months.
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These flame gloves are great for keeping your hands warm in the winter, but high-fives, hugs, petting dogs, using your cellphone and masturbation are out.
Check out the video after the break.
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Supercharge your high fives with this DIY exploding high five glove project from Eli Skipp. Using a force sensor and an Arduino, the glove can add an explosive sound to authentic high fives (as opposed to simply placing your hand down on a table).
It’s a little bulky at the moment, but with some refinement it could be a proper bit of wearable absurdity. Hopefully a fist bump sequel is also in the works. Check out the video after the break to see the glove in action.
However, Thanko’s hand-warming, USB-powered gloves are fit for chilly white collar ninjas.
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With these Yes/No gloves, 99% of your conversations can be handled with three hand gestures: left palm for yes, right palm for no and an exposed middle finger for everything else.
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How do you transform an ordinary glove into a chipmunk? I’ll bet you’ve wondered that for years now. Fortunately Miyako Kanamori has the answer in a tutorial reprinted from her book Happy Gloves.
Last year we featured Lion vs. Gazelle, Frog vs. Fly and Whale vs. Fish mittens, but this season Wolf vs. Sheep, Cat vs. Dog and Owl vs. Mouse have been added to the lineup.
Your hands couldn’t hate each other more—unless they come out with election year Republican vs. Democrat versions.
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You’ve seen silly bandz everywhere. Maybe you’ve bought them for yourself or someone else. But it’s not often a silly band can be both fun and informative.
Kikkerland had come out with a line of Kama Sutra Bands. Granted, you’re not going to want to trade them with your kids, but there’s some fun to be had on an adult level.
Tease your lover by wearing them out in public, or trade them for flirtation purposes. I’m sure you can think of something 
That’s right—fingerless gloves in the form of your favorite TMNT characters. Fingerless gloves aren’t just for bums and early ’80s Eddie Murphy stand-up routines anymore.
Speaking of TMNT, take a listen to this a capella version of the original cartoon theme. You’ll never get it out of your head. Sorry.
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