Protect your right to keep and bear knitted guns with these unique work gloves.
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From the category archives:
Handwear
Each pair of these mittens consists of a predator and his prey. You may have trouble keeping your hands still when wearing these, the predator will want to attack and the prey will be looking to escape. But all that is important is that your hands will stay nice and warm. The following pairs are available: Lion/Gazelle, Frog/Fly and Whale/Fish.
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You won’t be able to take the voices in your head seriously when it’s Lambchop telling you to burn things.
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You generally try to keep your body parts out of a snake’s mouth, but these gloves force you to put your whole arm in. The fleece will keep you warm, the tongue will continually freak you out.
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Perhaps it’s time to trade in your chicken shagger apron for something a little more practical.
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You may think these Glow In The Dark Gloves would be good for safety when out after dark, but since they only glow under UV light, they had to be a little more inventive with the uses which include: raves, sign language in the dark and theater performances. I guess I better brush up on my sign language so I can use such a fine product.
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I’ll admit, this may be the most absurd product ever conceived of by man—but once you put Handerpants on you will be a believer. Hand underwear is comfortable, flexible and gives me the support (and traction) I so desperately need. Still not convinced? Check out the video after the break.
