A member of the BenHeck.com forums has provided step by step instructions on how you can cleanly integrate a LED into a Zelda Tri-Force belt buckle. At the press of a button it will bring a divine sort of glory to your crotch, beckoning you to come towards the white light. Check out the pic after the break to see it in action.

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Not only does it keep you warm, this R2-D2 hoodie doubles as a great Halloween costume.

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Duct tape wallets are nerdy enough, but happysadtree has taken the medium to a whole other level with wallets that feature everything from mustaches and breakfast foods to flaming swords. Check out a gallery after the break.

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If you have the skills, making one of these awesome looking piranha plant scarves is as easy as following the directions enemyairship spells out on the Crafster forums. Hopefully, she will offer this up for sale one day for us lazy types (UPDATE: It is available for sale—$34 from Etsy). An additional image is available after the break.

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As you can see, these handpainted Super Mario shoes offer up some serious artistic detail. They are not cheap at $160, but you get what you pay for and ParadoxArtistry does some great work. They even do custom orders if you are looking for something truly one of a kind. Check out a few more examples of their work after the break.

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Tired of judging spatial distances correctly? Who isn’t? Download the template for these F*ck 3D glasses, print them on some cardstock and cut out with an x-acto. Before you know it, you will be falling down stairs and coming up short when reaching for a drink. Exciting!

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If you have a special place in your heart for the third installment of the Super Mario Bros franchise, this necklace will serve as a reminder of all the good times you shared. Plus, it is way more discreet than the actual cartridge you have dangling from your neck Flavor Flav-style.

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If you are diggin’ the retro stylings of this Missile Command circle skirt, the folks at Evil Mad Scientist Labs have put together a handy do-it-yourself guide.

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I’m all about recycling, but there is something about wearing a blow up doll that seems…unsanitary. Nonetheless, designer Mama Anders has done the deed—although I’m not sure if you can actually purchase any of her hoodies. It’s probably for the best though—the last thing you need is some drunken pervert attacking you on the street in an attempt to have sex with your jacket. An additional image is available after the break.

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When you’re a graffiti artist who’s been keeping America’s railroad cars brightly colored for decades, obscuring rust and giving motorists something to read and appreciate while they wait for a freight train that’s 750,000 cars long to end, you should consider this 33mm (1 1/4″) long x 11mm (7/16″) diameter handmade sterling silver spray can pendant to reward yourself for all of that hard work. Bravo!

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