Solid Crystal Tie (slightly NSFW)
Does it count as formal wear if it is just a crystal tie necklace? Maybe only if the dress/shirt is cut low enough to show it off. I also wouldn’t think this would count as a piece of clothing akin to a man wearing socks to bed. This is sexy, the socks are not.
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James Bond Themed Cufflinks
You want that drink shaken or stirred? No need to tax your brain worrying about things like that, just check your cufflinks. Check your drinking arm and have it made the way the cufflink instructs. It will always be a surprise after putting these on in your bleary eyed, early morning stupor.
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Stormtrooper Cufflinks for Formal Occasions
Weddings and other formal social gatherings often mean that you will have to retire the Han Job t-shirt and shorts for more formal attire. However, geeks can still stay true to themselves while wearing a suit and tie so long as they have a pair of these Stormtrooper Cufflinks.
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Tateossian Sexuality Cufflinks
Great idea for anyone out at the bars. It may not be the most obvious sign, but are rings always that easy to see? Try a few of the options to see what you get: Desperate, Adulterous, Divorced, Married, Available, Swinger, Curious. I am thinking Desperate gets the most use with Available a close second.
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Garter Lace with Gun
A great gift for the bride. If the groom thinks that removing the garter is going to be a fun little experience, he will certainly have second thoughts when he feels the holster with gun attached. He can think of it as an example of the wife making all the important decisions.
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Doggie White Tuxedo
Having your dog as part of the wedding party may not be such a wise move, but if you just can’t have the ceremony without him then he needs to be dressed appropriately. This Doggie White Tuxedo should do the trick. Probably the only tuxedo I have seen that includes a D ring for a [...]
‘Ties Suck’ Tie
With almost all professions accepting business casual as a daily dress code, there just aren’t that many times when you get an opportunity to wear one anymore. You may as well voice your displeasure when forced to wear one in a very subtle manner with this tie. Written in binary code, the message is simple: [...]
Percussion Tie
So we have here a Percussion Tie. All you people that have been at band camp will appreciate such a thing, while all of those at football and cheerleading camp will be a bit confused.
What is cool about this? If I have to tell you that, then you obviously have not seen the movie ‘Band [...]
“Need to Go” Cufflinks for Classy White Trash
Call me crazy, but I don’t picture these “Need to Go” cufflinks paired with an Armani suit. Now a crushed velvet leisure suit complete with a pirate shirt, bowtie and cumberbund would be another story.
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Silk Nuclear Physics Tie
Striped ties are for people who don’t have the knowledge to describe what something like the Silk Nuclear Physics Tie depicts. You can get away with it if you are in a room full of female fashion majors, but I would stay away from a meeting of Nuclear Physicists. They may expect you to actually [...]
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