You know you’ve been thoroughly desensitized to the business of death when you start to turn it into a lifestyle. Such is the case with these hearse cufflinks, tie bar, and stick pin. Described as having a “fun, bubbly vibe” and being “a great gift for anyone in the funeral biz”, they’re perfect for turning yourself into the used car salesman of the mortician circuit. You can use them as a conversation starter during those dull embalming procedures, or to lighten the mood next time you deal with a grieving family. All three are hand painted and offer a 3D retro 60’s style hearse design. Additional photos are available after the break.
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Don’t want to sound pompous about that special job or talent you have? Let these ties do all the bragging for you. They’ll say more about your lot in life than words ever could. Wearing them will boldly tell the world that you are a dedicated member of the Audio/Visual club at school, that you usher with pride at the local Cineplex, that you are a skilled artisan in the area of grandpa humor, or that you like magic. Any way you look at it, they all equal one thing…chicks, and lots of them.
The necktie/bowtie combo are both made from real film. The necktie measures approximately 13” and has a convenient brass weight at the bottom to hold it down. It also features photos of a large city with sailboats, palm trees, ocean liners, etc. The bowtie sports scenes of San Francisco complete with trolley. These badges of cool are available on ebay until October 30.
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Amazing how you can boil down the accomplishments of one of the greatest minds in history onto a single cream-colored silk tie.
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Having paint thrown at you is no fun, but that is a chance you take anytime you wear real fur. Even fake fur can lead to some backlash. But no one is going to confuse this 2D Fox Stole with any real animal. You still get the look of a fox around your neck, and PETA gets a night off of harassing innocent people.
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So I pull this tie I will receive bacon eh? Tempting…but don’t be fooled ladies. What you will get is more like salami.
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Who says that wearing cooking apparel has to be ugly? While you are slaving in the kitchen there is no reason you can’t feel like you are dressed for a night out. Adding a little fantasy to the dreary work of slaving over a stove makes it almost a palatable experience. And unlike your big nights out, when this one gets dirty you won’t be watching a couple hundred dollars go down the drain.
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Some occasions are just hard to find a gift for. Nothing seems quite appropriate. Then you find something like the Tuxedo in Style berries. They are strawberries dipped in chocolate and outfitted with a cute little tuxedo. And what better way to present them to someone than the tuxedo fabric box. An awful lot of elegance for a few treats.
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If you are lucky enough to have gotten yourself a Dog End Towel Holder, then you can appreciate these cufflinks. One looks like a nice little puppy face. The other gives you an excellent view of the other end. The actual product is useful, this copy is just pure fun.
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Does it count as formal wear if it is just a crystal tie necklace? Maybe only if the dress/shirt is cut low enough to show it off. I also wouldn’t think this would count as a piece of clothing akin to a man wearing socks to bed. This is sexy, the socks are not.
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You want that drink shaken or stirred? No need to tax your brain worrying about things like that, just check your cufflinks. Check your drinking arm and have it made the way the cufflink instructs. It will always be a surprise after putting these on in your bleary eyed, early morning stupor.
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