Still searching for a Father’s Day gift? Well, the search is over thanks to the Pillow Tie.

Sure, getting a tie usually sucks, but the Pillow Tie is different. A mouthpiece at the end allows you to inflate the tie so it can be used as a pillow for quick naps at work, or at weddings, or wherever a suit is necessary.

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Sometimes you just have to take off the ironic shirt and shorts and put on a monkey suit. That’s just the way it is. However, there are ways you can look formal without compromising completely. Here are 10 examples.

I can’t tell you how long I have waited for a jacket that looks as good on a bike as it does with a cravat at some Eurotrash bar. Enter the Derny Trench Jacket.

The Derny Trench is formal because it features things like a velvet collar, cufflinks and an elegant interior lining. However, it’s also great on  a bike thanks to rotated shoulders, double-ended zip and extendable cuffs.

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You requested that work should be done, but searching for the employee turned up a 404 error. That file was moved to the bar down the street.

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Japanese company Mitsubai have (correctly) come to the conclusion that we are all a bunch of slobs that use our shirts to wipe down our filthy gadgets and glasses. So why fight it?

These “Wipe Shirts” come in two varieties—each with a strategically placed microfiber patch for convenient cleaning. Depending on whether you tuck your shirt in or not, the patch can be located on the cuff or the shirttail.

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If someone is walking your way wearing any of the following items, it’s probably a good idea to walk the other way. If they are naked, its probably a better idea to run.

What better Valentine’s Day gift could a guy get than a $15,000 personal cufflink delivery service from one of the hotties featured in this Armrevolution video? That’s a trick question of course—$15K can go a loooong way in some backwoods strip joint. But seriously though, this is an actual thing.

You see, Armrevolution makes what some consider to be the cutting edge in cufflink design. And, as part of a Valentine’s Day promotion for residents of London and New York, you can spend $15,000 to have one of the girls featured in the video above hand deliver any design in their Perpetual stainless steel collection along with a travel wallet packed neatly in a black acrylic magnetized gift box.

“Obviously this is not for everybody and £10,000 is outrageously expensive but when you see the film you will understand!” says Anthony Hayward, Founder of ARMREVOLUTION. “For a less extravagant way to deliver the ultimate cuff link gift you can simply order using Fedex or DHL for worldwide delivery. Also, our luxury cuff link prices start at an affordable £245”.

No, I’ve seen the video…and I still don’t understand. However, if your guy might be into it, by all means fill out the delivery form on the Armrevolution webpage. Although, for the record, I say skip the cufflinks and go to Vegas.

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There have been several sets of Transformers cufflinks based on the Autobot and Decepticon shields, but this is the first I’ve come across that feature full-on robots. So, this set is the obvious choice for nerds that are forced to trade in the t-shirt and shorts for a more presentable look now and then.

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Yup, that’s a tie with an iPhone/twitter design alright. It’s the kind of tie that says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.” Zazzle also has a wide selection of twitter ties that can be customized with your actual twitter address.

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Pump yourself up for a big presentation by flipping on your light switch cufflinks and consulting your affirmation box. Don’t worry, you have your lucky Batman adult Underoos on too—there’s no way you can fail.

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