Fashionably Geek » Formal Attire

iPhone. Twitter. Tie

Sean Fallon — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:24:10 +0000

Yup, that’s a tie with an iPhone/twitter design alright. It’s the kind of tie that says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.” Zazzle also has a wide selection of twitter ties that can be customized with your actual twitter address.

Product Page ($48)

Light Switch Cufflinks Will Turn On Your Power Suit

Sean Fallon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:44:56 +0000

Pump yourself up for a big presentation by flipping on your light switch cufflinks and consulting your affirmation box. Don’t worry, you have your lucky Batman adult Underoos on too—there’s no way you can fail.

Product Page ($65)

Ruler Cufflinks Are Great For Formal Occasions On The Construction Site

Sean Fallon — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:40:57 +0000

Working in construction is all about meeting deadlines. Wearing these cufflinks allow you to look great and get some work done at the same time. An additional image is pictured after the break.

Product Page (£13 or $20)

Twisted Ties Are Business In The Front, Party In The Back

Sean Fallon — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:57:04 +0000

When you need to look your best, Twisted Ties have a work appropriate pattern—but when quittin’ time rolls around the pattern can be reversed to reveal your playful, immature side. Additional designs are available after the break.

Product Page (£15 or $22)

Remove Before Flight Tie Is a Warning Sign

Sean Fallon — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:06:02 +0000

Who would wear the “remove before flight” tie? I’m not sure, but I picture some raggedy looking pilot on an island somewhere flying a propeller aircraft or a helicopter for tourists. The tie is intended to meet the basic requirements of formal dress, but he’s also wearing shorts and flip-flops. He also looks like he’s been up all night drinking, so fly at your own risk.

Product Page ($27)

iPhone Cufflinks Are 3G Fashion

Sean Fallon — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:06:56 +0000

Anyone who watches NBC’s lineup of shows has probably learned that carrying around an iPhone and displaying it at every possible opportunity is fashionable these days. These iPhone cufflinks take that idea one step further.

Product Page ($22)

Guitar Hero Cufflinks For Stylish Virtual Rockers

Sean Fallon — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:45:32 +0000

It’s not often that you find a rock guitarist all gussied up in a suit. Fortunately, you are not a real rock guitarist—virtual musicians have more class. Case in point: these stylish Guitar Hero cufflinks.

Product Page ($50)

Cut Throat Tie is Fit For Sweeny Todd

Sean Fallon — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:32:59 +0000

This Cut Throat tie from Cybertropix says a lot about your mental state and your feelings about your job. Lookin’ sharp!

Product Page ($30-$50 via Uncrate)

Screenprinted Synthesizer Necktie For Nerds

Sean Fallon — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:22:01 +0000

Synth nerds finally have a tie that reflects their personal style. According to the product site:

Built in 1975, the EMS Synthi-E was one of the first traveling synthesizers, strangely foreshadowing the laptop music of today. It was a low cost version of the Synthi-A designed for schools and colleges, the unit was easily transportable as it is housed in a small briefcase and is battery operated.

The tie itself is made from a soft microfiber and the colors can be altered upon request.

Product Page ($30)

Walking Butt Cop and Biker Ties For Only $1

Sean Fallon — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:45:18 +0000

How much would you pay for a tie with a walking ass on it dressed like a member of the Village People? $100? $200? How does only $1 sound? It is the deal of the century. Additional tie available after the break.

Product Page: Cop / Biker ($1)