The Accomplishments of Isaac Newton Squeezed Onto a Tie
Amazing how you can boil down the accomplishments of one of the greatest minds in history onto a single cream-colored silk tie.
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2D Faux Fox Stole
Having paint thrown at you is no fun, but that is a chance you take anytime you wear real fur. Even fake fur can lead to some backlash. But no one is going to confuse this 2D Fox Stole with any real animal. You still get the look of a fox around your neck, and [...]
Pull Tie, Receive Bacon
So I pull this tie I will receive bacon eh? Tempting…but don’t be fooled ladies. What you will get is more like salami.
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Little Black Dress Apron
Who says that wearing cooking apparel has to be ugly? While you are slaving in the kitchen there is no reason you can’t feel like you are dressed for a night out. Adding a little fantasy to the dreary work of slaving over a stove makes it almost a palatable experience. And unlike your big [...]
Tuxedos in Style: Delicious Apparel
Some occasions are just hard to find a gift for. Nothing seems quite appropriate. Then you find something like the Tuxedo in Style berries. They are strawberries dipped in chocolate and outfitted with a cute little tuxedo. And what better way to present them to someone than the tuxedo fabric box. An awful lot of [...]
Dog-End Cufflinks
If you are lucky enough to have gotten yourself a Dog End Towel Holder, then you can appreciate these cufflinks. One looks like a nice little puppy face. The other gives you an excellent view of the other end. The actual product is useful, this copy is just pure fun.
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Solid Crystal Tie (slightly NSFW)
Does it count as formal wear if it is just a crystal tie necklace? Maybe only if the dress/shirt is cut low enough to show it off. I also wouldn’t think this would count as a piece of clothing akin to a man wearing socks to bed. This is sexy, the socks are not.
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James Bond Themed Cufflinks
You want that drink shaken or stirred? No need to tax your brain worrying about things like that, just check your cufflinks. Check your drinking arm and have it made the way the cufflink instructs. It will always be a surprise after putting these on in your bleary eyed, early morning stupor.
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Stormtrooper Cufflinks for Formal Occasions
Weddings and other formal social gatherings often mean that you will have to retire the Han Job t-shirt and shorts for more formal attire. However, geeks can still stay true to themselves while wearing a suit and tie so long as they have a pair of these Stormtrooper Cufflinks.
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Tateossian Sexuality Cufflinks
Great idea for anyone out at the bars. It may not be the most obvious sign, but are rings always that easy to see? Try a few of the options to see what you get: Desperate, Adulterous, Divorced, Married, Available, Swinger, Curious. I am thinking Desperate gets the most use with Available a close second.
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