Pump yourself up for a big presentation by flipping on your light switch cufflinks and consulting your affirmation box. Don’t worry, you have your lucky Batman adult Underoos on too—there’s no way you can fail.
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From the category archives:
Formal Attire
Working in construction is all about meeting deadlines. Wearing these cufflinks allow you to look great and get some work done at the same time. An additional image is pictured after the break.
When you need to look your best, Twisted Ties have a work appropriate pattern—but when quittin’ time rolls around the pattern can be reversed to reveal your playful, immature side. Additional designs are available after the break.
Who would wear the “remove before flight” tie? I’m not sure, but I picture some raggedy looking pilot on an island somewhere flying a propeller aircraft or a helicopter for tourists. The tie is intended to meet the basic requirements of formal dress, but he’s also wearing shorts and flip-flops. He also looks like he’s been up all night drinking, so fly at your own risk.
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Anyone who watches NBC’s lineup of shows has probably learned that carrying around an iPhone and displaying it at every possible opportunity is fashionable these days. These iPhone cufflinks take that idea one step further.
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It’s not often that you find a rock guitarist all gussied up in a suit. Fortunately, you are not a real rock guitarist—virtual musicians have more class. Case in point: these stylish Guitar Hero cufflinks.
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This Cut Throat tie from Cybertropix says a lot about your mental state and your feelings about your job. Lookin’ sharp!
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Synth nerds finally have a tie that reflects their personal style. According to the product site:
Built in 1975, the EMS Synthi-E was one of the first traveling synthesizers, strangely foreshadowing the laptop music of today. It was a low cost version of the Synthi-A designed for schools and colleges, the unit was easily transportable as it is housed in a small briefcase and is battery operated.
The tie itself is made from a soft microfiber and the colors can be altered upon request.
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How much would you pay for a tie with a walking ass on it dressed like a member of the Village People? $100? $200? How does only $1 sound? It is the deal of the century. Additional tie available after the break.
You know you’ve been thoroughly desensitized to the business of death when you start to turn it into a lifestyle. Such is the case with these hearse cufflinks, tie bar, and stick pin. Described as having a “fun, bubbly vibe” and being “a great gift for anyone in the funeral biz”, they’re perfect for turning yourself into the used car salesman of the mortician circuit. You can use them as a conversation starter during those dull embalming procedures, or to lighten the mood next time you deal with a grieving family. All three are hand painted and offer a 3D retro 60’s style hearse design. Additional photos are available after the break.
