Of course, secretly recording conversations with a giant retro tape recorder would be difficult enough—nevermind a bag that only looks like a giant retro tape recorder. On the other hand, the bag is stylish, and it would go great with the boombox coin purse pictured after the break.

Product Page: Cassette Bag ($20) Coin Purse ($20)

A pre-distressed jumpsuit seems like a tough look to wear. But if you think you can make it work, Clot is actually selling this thing for $1,480 HKD ($191 US).

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This shirt is better than the Three Wolf Moon, Three Keyboard Cat Moon and Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon shirts combined. Unfortunately, it’s not actually in production—yet.

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If you have the skills, making one of these awesome looking piranha plant scarves is as easy as following the directions enemyairship spells out on the Crafster forums. Hopefully, she will offer this up for sale one day for us lazy types (UPDATE: It is available for sale—$34 from Etsy). An additional image is available after the break.

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Perhaps it’s time to trade in your chicken shagger apron for something a little more practical.

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For the man that longs to be naked and free but is too timid to do so, I give you the assless outfit compromise. Money shot is available after the break.

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When the economy is humming along, impulse purchases are a little easier to absorb. But with most of our 401(k)’s down a bundle maybe putting off some shopping is a better idea. Instead of a new pair of shoes that cost hundreds of dollars, just fold yourself a miniature pair for only 20 cents each. There are also instructions for folding up some dresses, hats and more. You may not be able to wear them, but at least you’ll have money in the bank to buy some food when your year end bonus turns out to be a pipe dream.

Product Page ($12)

I like to keep things simple, especially when it comes to my wardrobe. And nothing could be simpler than this line of special occasion t-shirts by thorsen van elten. The set includes the standard “special occasion” tee along with “exercise”, “going out”, “holiday”, “relaxing”, and “work”. Each shirt is reversible and can be turned into an “emergency shirt” on laundry day. It is an awesome concept, too bad they are way overpriced.

Product Page ($67 apiece)

If you guessed “stupid” you are a winner. Actually the design is quite interesting, especially if you suck at crosswords and require plenty of time to complete one.

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Remember those Hypercolor shirts that would change color when exposed to heat? Ha Ha…yeah, those were kind of lame. However, that is not the case with this Color Changing Scarf from designer Yasuyuki Machida. The scarf features a “high-tech” yarn that changes color when exposed to both cold and heat. Available in both green to yellow or gray to white versions.

Product Page ($110 or $99 for MoMA members)