Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Indiana Jones’ Costume
Damn that Indiana Jones has some style! If only I could find a website that chronicles the development of his wardrobe throughout the years and provides information on how to score his duds! Well, you are in luck my friend. A website called Indy Gear does just that—and it is amazingly thorough. So, hit [...]
Family Guy Stewie Adult Mask
Don’t let the kids have all the fun. Get yourself an adult sized Stewie mask to break out whenever their friends come over. That will keep them all out of your house. Walking around with a football shaped head will also give you some insight to where his anger comes from.
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Wolverine: Deluxe Claw Gloves
It may be a little tough to do dishes while wearing your Wolverine gloves, but they would certainly be nice to reach that itch in the middle of your back. If these were only retractable they would be so much more fun.
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Pigs in a Blanket Costume
Halloween may not be right around the corner, but it is never too early to look at a hilarious costume you could get for the next one. An amusing costume as well as a mini IQ test. If they can’t figure out that you are dressed up a Pigs in a Blanket then you probably [...]
Runaway Patient Costume
If you wear this Runaway Patient Costume to a costume party, I doubt that anyone else will be wearing the same thing. To be the ultimate in reality it contains tights with fake buttocks having a thermometer sticking out and a harness to hold the IV pole. An IV bag with tube is included as [...]
Instant Villain Disguise Kit
The Instant Villain Disguise Kit is not just for Halloween. Do you really want to check out that club where all the cute girls go, but so do all the meatheads? The arched eyebrows and scar will make all those pretty boys think twice about giving you a hard time. And once you are out [...]
Super Sperm Costume Makes You Feel Like a Big Man
Even when the pipes aren’t working properly, you can still feel like a Billy Bad Ass when you wear this Super Sperm Costume.
If you are trying to conceive, surprise your woman by wearing this in the bedroom. It may provide some weird role-playing excitement. And who knows—it may even bring your nut some luck.
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Love Pirate Eye Patch: Just In Time For Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, and that means it is time to start thinking about how you are going get yourself some booty this year. Chances are that beer gut isn’t going to be a hit with the ladies, so maybe you should consider kicking it up a a notch with some role playing. [...]
Tentacle Arm: I’m Sure There is a Fetish Out There For This
I’m not quite sure what the deal is with this suction-cupped tentacle arm accessory, but I’m sure that there is some sort of freaky fetish out there for it. That having been said, I wouldn’t be surprised if you could find a video out there with a guy slapping some girl’s ass with this then [...]
Little Trees Car Freshner Infant
Why should you buy this costume? Simple. Just think of those baby pictures of your own that embarrass you every time they are brought out. You aren’t gong to deny your child that same feeling of dread every time the photo album comes out, are you?
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