If your face isn’t scary enough this Halloween, you may want to add a vegetable tanned leather spider web mask with a 2D Black Widow perched on your nose. Wearing it will also weed out arachnophobes as potential suitors.
Product Page: ($39)
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Costumes
Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
These latex Dr. Manhattan hands are intended to be part of a costume, but I think they would be far better utilized as the nerdiest dish washing gloves ever.
Product Page ($24 / October 2009 Pre-Order)
Costume Craze has recently unveiled their lineup of Marvel and DC superhero costumes for 2009. The question is: who’s costumes are sexier? The entire lineup is available after the break.
If you have read Watchmen, you know that Rorschach is juuust a bit unstable. He is also a remarkably unattractive man. The inkblot mask he wears is more than just a costume—it is his identity. Now you can escape from your past and remake yourself in a similar fashion using this beanie mask.
Product Page ($15)
Although originally intended as an accessory for a doctor or nurse costume, a syringe handbag can be a useful product all year long. For example, if you’re looking to get a cop’s attention or want to subject yourself to more drug tests at work, this type of bag would probably be a great place to start.
Product Page: ($14.99)
After reading the product description for the plushtache, it’s clear that even the manufacturer doesn’t know what the hell this thing can be used for. Besides the obvious use as a fake mustache for the pre-pubescent, I’d imagine the only other needs would be as the finishing touch to your “Mr. Pringle” costume for Halloween, or as a backup mustache for all you character actors who continuously play 19th century western bartenders.
Product Page ($8)
Lie to your friends about your experience as an astronaut with an Apollo 11 replica spacesuit. Made from a heavy weight Nylon Cordura, the design and molds for this spacesuit replica were taken from authentic NASA Apollo-era A7L garments. It’s not just a museum piece either, because you can actually wear it and imagine that you pursued that lost dream. In addition, the product page also describes this replica as being “built for wear and tear”, which means it’s perfect for use as the world’s most expensive Halloween costume, or as a prop in your sexual role-playing games.
Product Page ($9,500)
It is quite clear that most horror film killers are men, but that doesn’t mean the women cannot get in on the action. This Ms. Freddy Krueger costume will make her every bit as deadly as the male version. Maybe even more so since the men will not be running away from any woman wearing this form fitting sweater dress. Costume includes the dress, hat and glove with knives.
Product Page (£55.99, about $97)
